meal

fuck his other auntie i guess

found out that my nephew got to make two valentines at preschool, and he made them both for me 🥹

these AI podcast case briefs are creepy as fuck

mold is for things w moisture, but if a person can get dust poisoning, that fan def gave it to you

i guess i should mention i’m also working on a research project developing a guide for attorneys re: what to do when their clients are detained. will update if i find anything about forcing access to communication with detained clients 🤪

unfortunately this is far from a new problem. i know a good number of immigration lawyers and i’ve never heard of a mechanism for forcing the government to allow communication between detained persons and their counsel

not an exaggeration, i got on the train and was hit with a Wave

things that just make sense: guy next to me on the train with 1488 knuckle dusters smelling like he just shit his diaper

reasons range from "it's psychologically harmful for them" to "it's psychologically harmful for me"

i don’t think they should let you go to law school until you’re at least 24. if you’re younger and you want to go, you should have to pass an interview or something

choppelganger is really funny

hiii i think that’s a good thing 💕

this and unfollow tracking are just like insane ways to accelerate the rotting you’re already exposing your brain to by being here in the first place

i don’t see why you would want to know what kinds of “lists” people have you on

viscositymaxxing

“clear protein” sends shivers down my spine. no way it tastes like anything other than when they made me prep for my colonoscopy by mixing gatorade with miralax

also shouldn't have gained 30 pounds but that wasn't a choice, i literally changed nothing and it just happened and now i jump scare myself in the mirror 10x a day bc who is that

i should have left the back of my right thigh blank FUCK

that doesn't mean it's what anyone actually says LMAO mazel tov re: finding 7000 mg of weed though

lady who calls a quarter "7 grams"

i’ll love her forever

front view of a handmade corset constructed from a remnant of vaguely threatening clown-printed cotton fabric, with red binding, straps and ties

3/4 view of a handmade corset constructed from a remnant of vaguely threatening clown-printed cotton fabric, with red binding, straps and ties

back view of a handmade corset constructed from a remnant of vaguely threatening clown-printed cotton fabric, with red binding, straps and ties

2025’s magnum opus on its intended recipient at last 😍 now to make one for myself out of something a little less deranged

if that was you forgetting i’m petrified for the remembering

i’m so glad i kicked the posting habit. it’s bad for ya. my brain is healing!

making my own clothes, doing extremely involved aunting, and going back to school have made this year rewarding

imagining walking around with my pants cuffs touching the street…..i’m sick 🤢

weren’t you just saying last week you weren’t gonna start smoking again lol

i’ll take your word for it

you really don’t need to

you’re not supposed to put them in your wallet fwiw