The Art of Being Dave - Querying

The war zone is between her ears.

Hey! That's one more trade deal than Taco Don had managed! CA is winning!

I'm an atheist and theology hobbyist. But I've read the books and I like this one.
Micah 6:8. He has shown you, O mortal, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.

"Conservative Christians" probably don't know this one.

The other option is send those "federal officials" home and let Chicago get back to their day to day lives

Remove their masks if you can do it safely.

ICE just got out-cosplayed. Hang up the body armor and balaclava Cleetus. That frog has rizz.

Trumplicanism - nobody can be rich except us.

A glass of Blade and Bow bourbon without big ice cubes. WTAF?

This weekend 's WTAF moment is brought to you by Blade and Bow bourbon.

- #Arsenal won
- #CharlotteFC won
- #CarolinaPanthers won.
- Fixed the shower valve.
- Bought groceries.
- No big ice cubes in the freezer? WTAF?

#BladeAndBow
#DrinkResponsibly

If they aren't punished, they won't learn.

Polls are and always have been BS. 57.5% of all statistics are made up by people trying to prove a point.

100% of Americans want to live quiet peaceful lives. No data gathered, but more accurate than news polls.

People need to start pulling their masks off

Why are they all in his bathroom at Mar-a-Lago?

#CreepyAF

A cult of hypocrisy. If Jesus showed up they would call him "woke" (as an insult), bar him from their neighborhoods, question his ethnicity, and call ICE. And they world do it all with that fake TV preacher voice like all the grifters on Sunday.

Hate in all forms is a symptom of ignorance, and #IgnoranceIsAChoice. They are unfixable until they choose to be.

He's right. What ICE is doing is domestic terrorism.

When they're on the ground. Take off their masks.

Only after pilates

Call her what she is. She's the Himmler of the Trump administration. She's just not as smart as Himmler was. By a lot. A... LOT.

#Noemmler
#Noempathy
#NoemLimitstToStupidity
#NoemPunIntended

#CommanderInCheat

Past tense. Lost.

He hasn't been living in reality for decades.

The average narcissistic pedophilic sociopath doesn't get to play commander in chief either. Thanks MAGA.

#CommanderInThief
#HeLiesWeRise

That would make SNL 37 minutes long without musical acts.

The old joke, how do you know when a politician is lying? His lips are moving.

How do you know when Trump is lying? He's awake.

He lies even when it's not in his best interest. He can't help himself. He's so addle brained that he can't stop fabricating his own reality even if it causes him harm.

Congressman Ralph Norman files to abolish paychecks for members of Congress during a government shutdown.

This is my congressman. This is the only smart thing he's done in Congress. Unfortunately, it won't happen, and he knows it, so this is a performative popcorn fart to try to make his constituents believe he's looking out for them. Better idea Ralph: Donate your pay to the York County Food Bank.

It's never about Left v. Right. It's about ignorance v. knowledge. Being told what to believe rather than finding truth through facts and research. The American voter has become intellectually lazy, voting for a color, a symbol, a side of the aisle rather than policies. Ignorance is a choice.

#IronyIsFun isn't it junior?

I thought Kristi Noem didn't give a shit. Why does she need a bathroom?

Time to train more Jedi, Mark. We need to need to support the resistance against Emperor Palpatation and Darth Stupidous.

Been driving for 46 years and have had to parallel park maybe 11 times in my life, but I still remember how when the need arises.

Common Core math in action.