I love how Ethan is just dumb as a sack of hammers because they need to make sure he is the PoV character so they keep him a total moron just in case the player is too.

Cats are liquid

Especially on Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛🎃

the Castlevania 2 dialogue box, reading: IS NEXT THURSDAY A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE A CURSE?

drawing my friend as a hand puppet smoking a cigarette

Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole

Cursed Videotape Kills Anyone Who Swallows It Whole

the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

Broke: The Author's Barely Disguised Fetish

Woke: The Author's Barely Disguised Catholic Upbringing

panel 1: some dude's getting beat up. a guy in a yellow shirt runs up and he's like "WOAH!! why are you beating up a guy" panel 2: one of the assailants hands yellow shirt guy a stick. he replies, "fun". yellow shirt guy goes "ohhhhh" panel 3: now they're all beating the shit out of that guy

Cat in intense distress reading the symptoms of a disease he will probably never have

Comm for Farath !

#Furryart #Furry

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

Graphic showing all 487 pitches by 18 pitchers in the World Series game 3

This would’ve gone so much faster if they’d just thrown these all at once at one batter

Favourite bit of character-building fuckery of the following two options. No nuance:

1. Reacting as though something widely known is impossibly obscure.

2. Treat something objectively unhinged as common knowledge.

i'm lowkey always being chased by the entity

if your villain gets larger you have to tell me its the law

A wheelbarrow full of assorted packs of Marlboro, Camel, and Lucky Strike cigarettes.

Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.

An edited tweet from Coffee Spoonie that reads: I want to be extremely close about: I never *don't* want to be asked about my OC it is never a bad or inappropriate time for OC questions I will never be displeased by questions about my OC at no point in my life will I ever be like "no thank u, i don't want to talk about my character right now"

real and true

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

yay!

it was snow leopard day??

I know that tattoo! Thats not a farmer turned senate candidate. Thats Count Olaf in disguise!

I'm imagining going back to 2000 and telling my high school self that in the future, juggalos are an unalloyed force for good while Harry Potter is financing the rise of global fascism.

"hough" is a very multi-faceted phrase. it can mean "i just woke up and i dont know what planet im on." it can mean "i dont feel good and im being brave about it." it can mean "just got so hard i went blind." many uses for a such a phrases

Narnia's Aslan: "Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me! I was there when it was written so I love talking about it. :)"

to anyone who has ever reached out hoping to form a friendship with me: i sincerely apologize that i'm socially inept. i don't mean to disappoint.

MARIO RPG HAS VIRGINITY???

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.