He's like "do you think this outfit has too many colors" and I have to look at him in the eye like I'm not currently drawing a cock that he can clearly see

Her 30 yr old brother just walks in while she's telling me abt how yhe cock is supposed to be shaped and how it has barbs and he's just completely unphased

Did my friend's makeup and now she's asking me to help her draw her boyfriend's fursona's cock

He probably is too misogynistic to give birth like a man

My red flag is that I think I would do great at GBBO

also i got brazilian coffee to cannibalize my girlfriend

Could you prune? Do you have that in you?

I fucking love antibiotics

You are really me now bc she watches me pee all the time

When you have a small yaoi hole

YOUTUBE STOP SHOWING ME SEX TOY ADS I BEG

I always knew Duolingo was a freak

Protag can summon things she needs but speaking it aloud I'm sure she could summon a condom

It was doomed from the start

Your genes are weak and you will not survive the winter

The UTI is the price to pay for pathetic men

On one hand: unintelligible horny noises
On the other: I feel like this would lead to a UTI

Long hair? Pathetic? Probably tall once he stands up? What do you want from me

I mean if you think about it humans are the animal with the highest body count

Very indulgent but one does not come to a buffet to diet

Hey let me borrow your dildo for a funeral.

Make sure to tell people how funny I am and how big my dick was

We needed to know about the gay monster dicks

......wait why are we talking about Omegaverse. We were talking about Excel spreadsheet

No, my hobby is women