Knifeman

Knifemaneveryday (@knifemaneveryday) 🧻 Don’t list “Spirit World Intern” unless you actually survived a haunting and filed paperwork. 🌀 Bonus points if your references include Auntie Who Knows Too Much™ and that uncle who definitely foug...

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Knifemaneveryday (@knifemaneveryday) “Empowerment comes from within.” That’s not just a quote. That’s a warning to anything trying to keep you small. Go be loud. Be sacred. Be the reason your ancestors nod in approval.

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You ever see a rez dog chase a 4-wheeler for fun, then stop and lay down like it’s all part of the prophecy?
Yeah. He’s the real medicine man. 🔥

Rez dogs be like: “I don’t belong to nobody, but I will escort you to the store, judge your life choices, and bark at your ex.”

That’s community service. 🐕

Elder told me, “Your spirit’s tired ‘cause your mouth keeps making promises your energy can’t cash.”
That’s his way of saying “stop volunteering for everything.”
He’s not wrong.

Elder said, “If you can’t wake up before the sun, then don’t complain when life leaves you in the dark.”
Sir… I was just trying to explain why I missed the ride. 🌅😩

Turned my auntie’s gossip into a podcast.
Called it “Spiritual Tea with Aunt Jo.”
First episode: “That Man Ain’t Even Enrolled.”
We charting next to true crime now. 🎙️

I said I was open to receiving messages from the spirit world.

Then my auntie’s chihuahua stared at me for 5 minutes straight.

I ain’t been the same since.

You carry the blood of your ancestors, the dreams of your people, and three half-empty energy drinks. Use them wisely.

One of my ancestors showed up in a dream.

Told me to stop messing with that girl whose aura smells like vape juice and trouble.
💨👁

Told my nephew I’m a spirit warrior.
He said, “Nah, you’re just unemployed.”
Kids got no respect these days. 😩💼🪓

You ever go to a Native event and just know someone there is gonna end up in your next storytime?

😂 Drop your funniest Rez moment

Name a ceremony snack that hits harder than frybread fresh out the oil. Wrong answers will be judged by the ancestors.

#Aho

I went to a sweat to heal. Came out emotionally reset, spiritually lifted… and lowkey dehydrated. Bring water next time, warriors.

Native aunties will roast you, pray for you, feed you, then ask why you're single in one breath. Spiritual warfare, but with love.

If you think smudging is just for vibes, try dating someone who doesn’t do it. That’s how you end up crying over a Walmart parking lot breakup.

Baby William Knifeman #Aho #RezDogs

To my native folks — MAYBE its time to say fuck it and whistle at night. Lets see what happens.

Who on here is a fan of Rez Dogs?

#Aho

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