Chuck Serface

It looks like the Cenobites from Hellraiser are set to arrive at any moment.

Well, someone pissed in his Corn Flakes.

I wonder who pissed in his Corn Flakes.

It’s like talking to the main character from the movie Memento.

Cue “Flight of the Valkyries!”

Yes, you behind the bike stands! (You can't have any pudding!)

Learning new skills.

The good news? When he comes for you he’ll bring marmalade sandwiches.

Her performance of “No Stars” in an episode of Twin Peaks: The Return is stunning too.

So was I!

We other fellows can just stay home.

Ahem. That’s, “Big Foot and I . . .”

Where’s that breeze coming from? That insane geezer over there wagging his dog.

Happy birthday to one of the greatest queens, Boy George! The wannabe king can go p**s into the wind.

Adam Warlock encountering the Magus who appears as a large green head crackling with energy. Artwork by Jim Starlin.

Thank you, Mr. Starlin, for this awesome childhood memory.

My recently deceased dad ate here in 1951. The next generation has arrived in 2025.

Um, but he was saluting YOU, dipstick.

Meme about celebrities running in a presidential primary where we vote on smartphones.

Hard pass.

Like we knew Cybertrucks are one step away from being dumpster fires.

It’s like that moment in Fatal Attraction when the shit hits the fan — and, yes, neither character in Fatal Attraction is likeable too.

Brangelina, TomKat, Bennifer, and now TACOMusk. Relatioships are hard.

Without Coogler, it’ll be like those awful sequels of Lost Boys.

Wait. Why is Joni Ernst bringing up the Tooth Fairy? Did something happen to the Tooth Fairy?

Rather gifted in a way no decent person is.

“I thought everyone understood . . .” Like she’s saying, “I thought you were all smart enough to know . . .” Epic arrogance and gracelessness.

. . . and Verle is with me until I escort him to the cemetery on June 7.