Short Pitch

So far only one of them has stepped forward to testify under oath in public

Yep, soon to be trillionaire who could fund operations for 100 years with his annual jet fuel bill made the courageous decision to cut journalists from a journalism business

I don’t think Asshole Racist is a good name for an airport but National Shame Station has a ring to it.

Interesting, I wonder if better sleep and pain relief are a function of that benefit

Florida man now has competition. About time.

His legacy will be an orange skid mark on the canvas of American culture.

Shocker.

From my understanding his tax department owes 10B x 50m people for allowing Doge to strip mine their data. How much is that?

Wow, can’t wait for the Fox “news” perp walks next change of ends.

Someone should do an educational video about illegal orders and the constitution.

Tim Apple has fallen so far.

It’s a broken seat. X’d out

Why the fuck does Bezos feel the need to kiss the ring. Is he running out of money all of a sudden?

or punch him in his orange pud

It’s in proportion with the rest of him

After prosecution

They should be on Bovines street, cell block Nazi

The Miller pool wouldn't survive in isolation.

Billions have likely already changed hands in "pardon farming" he is into the thousands of pardons now

The masks were always the tell. No public officer doing good and following the law needs to hide their identity.

Except the one on the left wasnt afraid to show his face.

Great idea, they should go straight to discovery

Sell

If Carney lands Cover of Time and Nobel Prizes for peace and economics that should be enough to tip Jabba the Orange Hut of his perch for good.

Hmmm, is a Billion the new cost of a Lard of Fargo membership

This has happened twice already. The carrots have turned him orange. Time for the stick.

When is the last war of occupation the US won? Vietnam? Korea? Iraq, Afghanistan? So, now Europe seems viable?

Surrender?!?! To what?

He needs a slap in his fat head. Flattery makes him worse.

He can defraud it though