Stephen Foster

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

tweet that reads: Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

I wonder if The Rapture is like Y2K? We can just watch how it affects Australia and repent before it gets to our time zone.

woah

My teen just told me, “you’re like 100 years old but you’re also a baby. Like Baby Yoda.” This is the worst I’ve ever been owned, including online.

Dressing like a guy in Andor now. My shirt collar is also part of my jacket somehow. My tie is some kind of strap. I have two capes on.

Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming

Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many

“Officials liked what the man in the van set out to do - give all the children delicious candy - but have been frustrated by his reckless abduction approach”

i wonder why these guys hate the CFPB so much

ohh

Regarding the funding freezes, that can affect people's healthcare, food, housing: THEY EXPECT YOU TO PAY FOR THEIR TAX CUTS TO BILLIONAIRES WITH YOUR LIFE.

The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.

three incredible posters in one screenshot

One benefit of only following a handful
of people on bluesky is getting an all-star timeline like this. @mauraquint.bsky.social is a real person and slightly different category of poster, but a fave.

The important difference between a committed nazi and someone who just likes to troll people by acting like a Nazi is that there is none.

Every time i hear him talk, I think, "Oh, I get it. He's a con artist"

Why is everything a scam now

Something we'll be hearing more and more I think

especially the idea that paypal should called "X"

I'll vote for anybody who bans these things

AI will not destroy jobs, it will actually create jobs. For every AI you have to assign 2 guys to monitor it because it's stupid and sucks ass

Maura is the only person worth following

I hope you know all the pedestrians killed by Teslas were terminally ill already. The car knows.