Kevin Gaughen 🇺🇸

"Apple cares about privacy..."

Oh? Then why do I get Facebook ads about musicians I've been listening to on Apple Music? Why do I get ads for things I've only ever mentioned in text-to-speech dictation?

Apple is clearly selling our information to data brokers.

Come vote in my poll!

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We are on the worst timeline. But it also happens to be the most interesting one, so at least we've got that going for us.

US strikes on Iran have apparently started. No further info available at the moment.

“if you won’t let us use your product to spy on Americans and kill without supervision we will single-handedly destroy your business by fiat” is the single most authoritarian anti-business action I can ever remember any administration taking

I believe you.

Russians wanted to make Ukrainians suffer and ended up hurting themselves too in the process.

Ukrainians did not want any of this. They wanted peace.

Russians deserve ridicule and I don’t feel bad about it.

Russia's biggest exports are disinformation, war, and cringe.

I saw this in the parking lot of the grocery store today.

Make Pedophilia Illegal Again

Correct. And, in all cases, we absolutely destroy the environment.

This chart is fucking bonkers.

There’s a literal satanic pedo cabal of oligarchs and aristocrats destroying the world.. and this is what the FBI Director is doing instead.

Happy first day of petitioning to get on the ballot. Voters, be kind to those coming to your doors in frigid temps. They're doing this so you have choices when you go vote. Signing for a candidate does NOT commit you to voting for them.

Gov. Abigail Spanberger: "The scale of the corruption is unprecedented. There's the cover up of the Epstein files, the crypto scams, cozying up to foreign princes for airplanes and billionaires for ballrooms, putting his name and face on buildings all over our nation's capital."

Last night I dreamed that I made millions selling hats like this on Etsy.

The entire MAGA identity was created as part of Russia’s controlled demolition of Western democracy.

Illiterate rubes picked up the clown suit that had been carefully sewn for them and said, “yep, this fits. This is who I am.”

And now their egos won't let them take it off.

I'm considering moving in with the penguins.

Can't stop here, this is Bat Country.

The longer Trump is in front of the camera, the more chance democracy will prevail. People are realizing he’s cheating them. Even idiots don’t like to think they’ve been cheated.

In that case, his stupidity is no excuse and he ought to suffer the same fate Trump will.

That’s my point. Bush is too fucking stupid to understand the damage HE did to our country 25 years ago, let alone the damage Trump is doing now.