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"Shellacking" is the phrase Obama used for his bad midterm elections in 2010, they can't even steal fresh patter.

Twitch Twitch is the world

Final day of the Fallow Period as we #kcd2 again today before we start a new #ck3 next week, with some exciting new changes!! Join us today at 10AM twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade and every weekday, also we'll be watching some Noel Edmonds.

So the Telegraph is taking this well

Oh good.

We need more online discourse about whether or not Prochek the Innkeeper from #KCD2 is a common ancestor of Messrs Flatley, King and Brookes?

I did know that, yes.

Season's Greetings! It's DAY TWO of #kcd2 today as Henry heads towards the graveyard with his new spade and stolen shoes. I'm live at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade every weekday 10-2PM (UK), join us, it's good!

jesus Pickle, maybe she just wasn't that into you?

Last season's......LOSERS.

"Don't dare to write your actual opinions or anything interesting in your autobiography or you'll end up having to do an interview with the Guardian about 'gratitude'"

Kingdom Come 2 starts today at 10AM at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade ! CK3 starts this Monday, but let's spend some time with Henry of Skalitz first as I play #kcd2 for the first time. Join us from 10AM (UK)!

@kimjustice.bsky.social Hi Kim, your book arrived today (I had completely forgotten about ordering it, possibly drunk), it's absolutely beautiful, way above and beyond expectations, congratulations!! Really looking forward to it, and it smells nice too. Cheers!

@frindle_babbin I used to have this webkinz that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time. l used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud @frindle_babbin 57m My brother saw me suck milk out of it once and I got sad when he made fun of me and I didn’t pour milk on it for a week, and it got rock hard and smelly and my mom had to throw it away @frindle_babbin 56m IT WAS SO FUCKING HEAVY I brought it to school one time and my backpack was soaked and I made my friends hold him and they were upset

Absolutely determined to drive viewers to zero, so we're still playing #KCD1 today as Henry becomes Hans Capon's romantic wingman. WOW, right!! That's right, live today from 10-2 (UK) we'll be doing that. On Twitch. Live. Community! twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade

Smells like a new pope round here

Theatrically declared to the family that the Olympics are OVER, but am now watching a man dressed as Kung Fu Panda do a triple lutz.

Best 36 seconds you’ll watch today.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter - PAUL McMULLAN: Oh, yeah - BROOKE GLADSTONE: - which is one case that you truly do regret. PAUL McMULLAN: I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station. Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: And you offered her 50 pounds - PAUL MCMULLAN: Yeah. BROOKE GLADSTONE: - if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for. PAUL McMULLAN: No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless? PAUL McMULLAN: I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I? BROOKE GLADSTONE: This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself. PAUL McMULLAN: Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.

Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughter—neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.

Me, every time I hear the US anthem

I hope he remembered to put the birthday cake back in the fridge before being led away.

My neighbour Mr Curry says they're coming for Paddington tomorrow.

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Pizza Express meal?"

It went wrong :(

Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.

It's Johanka's Big Day in #KCD1 today, we've been encouraging her to share her visions and preach to the unwashed, a woman possessed by visions in 15C Europe? What could go wrong? Find out at twitch.tv/eddiepurple_arcade from 10am UK!