Teresa

Hello you muffin cakes today I’m hanging out with my best friend Hellen Keller unfortunately I do get very annoyed at her because she’s not a very good listener… or observer….. but she’s really good at touching wich I loveeeeee 💜

Hey my little sugar bunnies I’ve been getting laid every day yall it’s crazy how much stamina these young munchkins have. Anyways u wanted to come up on here and say im turning 97 years old tomorrow so i expect many gifts from you little Debbie bars. Anyways love yall divas ill se you guys TOMMORIW💜

Part 2. then after that I decided to leave and as soon as I was about to land back home the plane crashed into the ocean and I met a octopus and we hit it off or wtvr and we lowkey well… yk 😩💋 anywaysss im back

Ok yall so I went to Africa and when I landed I walked out my private jet so to start the trip I fell off my wheel chair getting onto the plane but as soon as we got there I got sat on by a giraffe and then shat on by a morbidly obese elephant

Heyy… it’s been a while… story time coming soon hunny buns💜

Enahisn?

That’s ni do ga

Hair fluff

Cracker

😣

That 🍆 been too good it got me in bed for weeks diva

I’m alive btw

UR STILL TALKING ABOUT HIM DAMNNNNN

Oh hunny bees I’m screwed my friend just called me and told me she had stds and she admitted to using my… toy and now she said I have to get tested what is this 90 year old doing playing wit herself he pmo frfr anyways love yall divas 💜

STOP GLAZIN BITCHES DIVA

That’s shit diva

And the world kept spinning

I’d rather be friends with baddies I don’t need weird or basic bitches in my life especially ones the pick there ass and sniff it 💜

OH HUNNY BUNS I WAS OUT AT THE CLERB TODAY I I SAW A BITCH TRYING TO FIGHT MY BESTIE SO I LOOK A FULL BOTTLE ON YACH AND SLAMMED IT KN HER HEAD SHE THEN GOT MAD AT ME AND I HAD TO TELL HER THAT IT WAS THE VOICES AND MAKE THE SOUNDS OF A DYING FISH IN ORDER TO ECAPE UNTOUCHED QUEEN PURRRRRR 💜

I WANNA FUCKKK RN HUNNY BUNS🫨

Tell em to shoot im out the loop im outta range oh im so HORNEY got another side of me I like to get it popping but these whores in my ass got me out here choosing violence if u see me out in public u don’t know me keep it silent in the bedroom I be screaming but out side I keep it classy *no I dont

Woke up with a bitch my my side kissed by the passing of my ex, ex a moth to a flame I didn’t think I just flew just didn’t change my fucking mind rythyms of the night eat me out just let the music make me orgasm you think I’m lost but that’s just how u found me WELL MAYBE IM THE STRANGER AFTER ALL💜

Yall im so bored all my bitches wanna hang with me but it’s hard because they be so boring I’m the life of the party I’m the entertainment I’m her and i feel like I have to pop my pussy all the way out to hang out with them bc how boring they are anyways sweet cakes hey💜

BAHAHAHAH KARMAS A BITCH AINT IT DONT MESS WITH THE STALLION HOE I HOPE U 💀

Karmas a bitch ain’t it

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Ho is u basic

NOOOOOO IM NOT READY TO BE POPE OH SWEET CAKES THIS IS DOODOO

IM THE POPE BITCHES

Is it me?