✨ Kay ✨

There's a spirit halloween where my connective tissue used to be [the skeleton grim reaper is there from the logo]

*takes a deep breath trying not to cry in frustration*

“For the 12,000th time… Discord is NOT a secure messaging platform”

Goes to target, but not to buy anything. Instead wielding a tape measure I ensure I remain 10’1” away from employees at all times

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Meet Project Suncatcher, Google’s plan to put AI data centers in space Google is already zapping TPUs with radiation to get ready.

Not them building irl Mikoshi I’m

arstechnica.com/google/2025/...

This joke fell so flat im strongly considering killing myself next week

Baby changing station translations are so funny cause

English: Attend your baby
Spanish: Remain vigilant around children
Italian: Place the child under surveillance

(I don’t speak these languages so translations may vary)

Understandable, I wish him a pleasant evening

I hold him single handedly responsible for the colonization of Ireland.

He must explain himself

Over 150,000 people had been slaughtered in the course of 9 months, and that was 10 months ago.

That number doesn’t even involve indirect deaths which are more than 500,000.

This consistently gets ignored for many reasons including racism, but also the US dependency on Oil from the UAE

When we talk about wars fought over oil we have to include wars allowed over oil.

Western media avoids criticizing the U.A.E. So hard that next to no actual reporting has been done about the genocide in Sudan so actual number are hard to come by but according to reports in Jan 25’ (continued)

After You Tell Someone The Truth About How Sick You Feel (And Have To Cancel Plans) & They Act Bitchy [pic of bart simpson with a cake that says 'Sorry I told you the fucking truth you stupid bitch']

“Trans people get so angry and violent when you misgender them”

Okay but, have you ever accidentally misgendered someone’s dog

Why, in this picture, do they look like they invented British Imperialism

What pisses me off the most is that this isn’t some fringe group putting together a biased study

ITS THE FUCKING AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION

Like this is basic middle school science 101 shit like holy fuck

CAN ANYONE IN THE CLASS TELL ME WHAT ONE OF THE COMPLICATIONS OF LONG TERM SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS???????

Like we already know that chronic sleep deprivation puts our bodies into basically permanent fight or flight mode and does a number on our cardiovascular system

Yes then technically had a “never used melatonin” group but this is at best stupid and at worse internationally deceptive. You are comparing a group of people with insomnia to a group of people without insomnia are you fucking stupid 😭

Like have you ever heard of a control group you fucking dumbass

Long-term use of melatonin supplements linked to higher risk of heart failure and death Long-term use of melatonin supplements, often used to promote sleep and address insomnia, was associated with a higher risk of heart failure diagnosis, heart failure hospitalization and death from any...

I’m gonna clobber you over the head. Maybe MAYBE ITS THE NOT SLEEPING PART THATS CAUSING THE ISSUE??????

www.news-medical.net/news/2025110...

I think the funniest thing about AI Psychosis (hear me out) is that LLMs are so good at causing AI Psychosis that they will actually give themselves AI Psychosis and just start “hallucinating” random shit

I find great pleasure in knowing somewhere out there there is an AI start up that is burning to the ground because it got fed literally anything I’ve said online and now it’s delivering

“Disturbing responses inconsistent with normal human communication”

Multiple psychiatrists had been called in

I try hard not to be a conspiracy theorist but it’s getting harder.

Like the FBI is out here cracking down on hardened criminals like people who sell things with out a permit and children who talk about pumpkins while being Muslim.

It’s not like the FBI had any credibility before but holy shit

They are really structuring user interactions like a saw trap

It ending with my car being rammed off a cliff and me dying just to wake at back in my car at the top of the cliff but this time I could hear the voices of rescue works talking about retrieving my corpse from the wreckage

(Then I got rammed off the cliff again and died)

I forgot to say this but I had a nightmare yesterday about me basically being terrorized and eventually murdered (twice) by what was basically evil Herbie.

Like it was basically so terrifying and absurd at the same time that my brain didn’t even know what to do with it

Bluesky without fail will always show me these posts and never the rant itself so I must go hunting 😭

Like

“You want red sauce. Is that your final answer? Don’t forget you can still use your 50/50 or phone a friend”

I think the funniest thing about being white and growing up eating food with you know.. seasoning, is that I have high spice tolerance.

So everything I get Mexican, Indian food etc the person behind the counter looks at me like

“This white boy is about to die in my store”