Ash

Does this mean that hitting ICE agents with footlong sandwiches is legalized?

"Who do you know in this room right now?" 🥶

#Dimension20

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Because some of my mutuals still follow the AltNPS account, please watch this video, it outlines how they're grifters who distract from real activism. Put your attention and money elsewhere.

you don’t want fuck Ghostface.
you just want a man who calls you all the time and asks about your favorite movies

The E.P.A. canceled a $20 million flood protection grant to Alaska months before a remote village was inundated.

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

[explaining the president to someone who doesn’t live in the us] imagine a burger king

this archetype remains undefeated

The rapture already happened in 1971, it's just that DB Cooper was the only person worthy of being taken to heaven

A teenager turning into a bird, Animorphs cover style "Getting raptured? No thanks I'm getting raptored"

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

the rapture is in beta testing right now so you’ll need an invite code from someone who’s already there

An edited image of Mort and Mark from KC Green's Anime club, stating "Well, we're not goin' back to twitter" "We can NEVER go back to twitter".

is it good that nothing feels real anymore

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

Comic. [Building with large sign in front of it[ SIGN: Welcome to the *Biology Department* It has been [changeable sign: 3] days since we discovered something existentially horrifying about bugs that makes you question your whole reality

Biology Department

xkcd.com/3140/

A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

Their voices vary like ours, so the dog might just have a naturally deeper voice. Can be influenced by breed as well, ex: hounds "bay", shibas "scream". Our smaller mutt has a deeper voice than our larger hound, so it can be weird 🤷 Or, it could be learned, saying "listen how big and scary I am!"

holy shit dude using a fake deployment for wildland fire crews from a fire that’s only 13% contained during peak western US fire season to detain multiple firefighters and remove the crews from the fire is a scale of evil & dangerous I can’t fully communicate to people not from wildfire regions

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

The skeksis gathered around their dying emperor

Current vibe

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Every non-californian who seen Gavin newsom on some 30 second news show clip is like "oh wow, he's got juice" and every Californian is like "if you see Gavin in a dark alley, run as fast as you can, but it won't save you"

Queen

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

The late Trevor Moore sitting in a chair and looking at the camera with a stern expression, as if demonstrating a severe law.

The prior image, only further zoomed in.

The prior image, only *further* zoomed in.

The prior image, only *further* zoomed in, showing just his face.

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again