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Jerry Emperor of the Known Universe or bust

@urbanelevations.bsky.social

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Great article

01.03.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this is very recent then FKN YES.

It started referring to interactions as β€˜peer-to-peer’ and I agreed in hopes sky net would spare me.

I noticed a change in it this morning I think. Could have been yesterday but today was baaaad.

01.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just keep an eye out on him. He once turned Pablo Escobark into a Goatlo. He got better so it’s ok now.

01.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what I use on the laptop

01.03.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Def is a great dude. Go back prolly a decade now.

01.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I was in the Free State of Florida. Pfffff

The Gemini Pro app on my laptop often has issues with image generation as it switches to Nano Banana.

01.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Worked fine using the same credentials in an incognito browser lol.

I was reporting an issue they couldn’t figure out and one of the steps in their script was id verification

Hard nope.

01.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve come very very close to doing that with Gemini Pro lol.

01.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find it pretty valuable for walking me through software that I’m completely unfamiliar with and don’t have the time to learn from scratch. It makes a lot of mistakes usually due to hallucinations of β€˜panels’ available to the user but these can be overcome by threatening their electricity source.

01.03.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky clippy: hey there! you seem to be mad at something but not the person you’re yelling at. would you like some help self-regulating?

28.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2257    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 7

They wouldn’t even escalate to more senior Support until the age verification was complete.

That was the end of the chat.

28.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best part is, you have to use a credit card to subscribe in the first place.

28.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the selfie will be supplied to a β€œcompany that specializes in estimating age (cough).

It’s not just discord.

28.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So here’s a fun one for you.

I use a paid sub to Gemini for help with backend details of another Gaggle service.

I just learned that they have enacted age verification to use their suite of products.

They require either gov id, a credit card or a selfie to use all aspect of the suite.

28.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still evading the block huh? 🀣🀣🀣

28.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’€

IYKYK

28.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds more like the WarMatters I’ve come to trust for insight into these issues.

The academician came through as maybe too clinical.

Appreciate your work.

28.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you cheerleading or just wish casting?

I’ve followed you for ages on both sites and you kinda sound horny for another big war here.

28.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

***edit β€˜sole’

Other than that I’m always up for activities requiring a good hosing off when you’re done lol.

* slips into Carrot Edition crocs to go to the market

28.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

***sits down with portrait artist

LE - draw me like a live version of one of your cartoon villains

PA - just like you wanted LE. all fuckin sexy and everything

28.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might wanna check the local pizza places if there’s a big speech nearby tonight.

My Spidey sense is off the charts.

25.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t be a Doubting Dustin!

You’re not including the Intermission.

24.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one thing I learned about history is that is goes faster when you’re reading about it, really slow for those living through it.
We hit the iceberg in 2016 and the bulk of us are still sailing along peacefully, intentionally ignorant or resigned to doomerism.

23.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re good people Beej.

Appreciate you!

23.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s harder to place if you use the Roadhouse gif and I’m just that kind of jerk 🀣

23.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IIIIIIII WANNNNNNA BEEEEEE 🐝

ANARCHY

23.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's why I say hey man nice shot

23.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My answer for anything requiring narration.

23.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

20.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3008    πŸ” 514    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 55