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Same dude. Career never got off the ground as I only played for an audience of one in my bedroom mirror.

You’re boss wherever you go

He’s a rapper. Very nerdy white guy rapper. 😂

Essential oil grift money

And it's seeming like it's every other day that I been tugging at my collar Thinking "damn it's toasty" Where did all the people at the supermarket go that used to scan my groceries? Vanished mostly And wassup with all the homies in the camo and the ammo with the rifles on Their shoulder walking through the city thinking that they're Annie Oakley? That's quite enough But this shit is fucking unbelievable I swear you couldn't write this this stuff

In the immortal words of Watsky. This shit is unbelievable.

It’s the movie “Don’t look up” happening in real time and no one is going to do anything until it’s too late and most of the planet will be incompatible to human life. Hopefully I’ll be dead by then but it’s accelerating pretty quick.

Death? Not today.

490?

Mine will say “Survival is insufficient”

And Trump fired the person in charge of collecting and disseminating that information so if it says it’s bad how much worse is it really?

How are you on a MAGA list? 😂😂

This sounds like something someone would say if they weren’t sweet and cuddly to lure you into a false sense of security then…Kaboom! Disemboweled.

It is a little watery but oh well.

Why not? We have a bunch of candle decorations that have never been lit.

It’s not good although slightly better than raw ass.

It’s not gourmet but it’s not pretentious either. It’s coffee for regular people who want to grab a quick one on the way to work. No illusions there but Starbucks tastes like burnt ass.

If he knew as much about stocks as he does about Pokémon I could retire. 😂

I honestly worried about my son who is graduating in may with a degree in business with a focus on accounting. I’ve never had to look for a job. As a pharmacist in the 90s jobs came to you. I don’t know what he’s going to do for “the rest of his life” and I don’t think he does either.

My dad and uncle were both in Vietnam. My uncle saw direct combat and my dad saw skirmishes here and there but was on base so wasn’t shooting back. Messed both of them up. My mom said my dad left as a happy go lucky guy who laughed all the time and came back waking up from sleeping screaming.

I get the sentiment but people also like murder mysteries and hopefully you never have to participate in one. 😂

That is surely 2 cotton balls moving in the breeze. 😂

I mean…2 maybe 3 more years depending on the collapse of civilization.

Headline US says it will strike deeper into Iran as war spreads across region.

Why does every thing this government says sound like a sexual innuendo?

True. Bad analogy as he is real and brings me presents still.

Yeah they can. You don’t know your spouse has hpv. You cheat on your spouse.

Got both my son and daughter the vaccine when they became eligible. I’m not sure what parent comes down on the cancer side when it comes to that choice but I guess there is a pro preventable cancer lobby somewhere.

Texas will not turn blue in my lifetime.

If it does I’ll be pleasantly surprised but I’ve been sold this tale year after year and at some point you have to stop believing in Santa Claus.

“Speak softly and carry a big stick”

Not “Gleefully orgasm on camera at the thought of killing people”

This is sociopathic. War is serious and somber. No one should want to go to war. It should be an act of last resort or self defense. Being loosely affiliated by country with him makes me sick.

“It was sunk by a torpedo”

No?!? Really?!? These are not serious people.

I thought this said French toast and mmmmmm… French toast. Maybe with some French roast and some bacon for the sweet and salty combo.

I’m hungry.