Redneck Scimitar

Well, yeah, it's way older than even proto-christianity

Wasn't it a protector of babies and pregnant women?

Just did the guy equivalent of giving myself bangs (shaved my beard almost all the way off)

For the millionth goddamn time: Trump's base is not working class and the degree to which even too many leftists have brought into this fascist propaganda should be a cause for shame.

When you fire up the grill after mowing the yard

That tales of the game card is...eww

The pendulum is going to have to swing way past ubi to fix this mess. You aren't wrong though. A little relief would go a long way.

Disease that makes your body parts fall of and turn into replicas of you.

Idk, bc i am a fairly patient and resilient person and I have absolutely had enough. Most of this frustration is from things in my personal life but it's all entangled with the external. Like, if shit wasn't collapsing and getting more expensive by the day, it would be alot easier to deal with.

I had 13 toes when I was born but 3 of them fell off and turned into my children

Globetrotters reinvented basket ball, impossible burgers reinvented hamburger, Charlie Brown had hoes, SHUT THE FUCK UP! A gimmicky semi pro team isn't reinventing shit!

I am this close 🤏 to losing it. Hanging in there by the by the most frayed of threads.

Motherfucker! If it isn't one problem it's ten other piece of shit problems.

this shit is just me versus me, that's always been the title fight

Double cursed

Cursed

High five✋️

Yep, that's the one!

Kill the Irishman
Fears of the Dark

Millennials: That was close, did anybody get bit by the Greedy Fucker Zombie that makes you a Greedy Fucker?

GenX: No (wearing a scarf inside)

Being an airline pilot is like being both a cool bus driver and a lame astronaut.

stealing from the undead is called a rob zombie.

Keep posting, flood the zone

Kid knows what's up

This Mfer eating beans (complimentary)

Happy Birthday to your kiddo. Those candles won't know what hit em

I'm a big fan of the Radical Recital album

I only got to see Rasputina that one time but they blew me away. Props to you bc I never see anyone talk about them. I Saw Primus several times in the early 2000s, they never disappoint.

Commented but had to delete bc wrong band. I saw Rasputina open for Claypool in like 2004ish

I'm going to the gas station and getting a loaded up footlong and a soda, then hitting the video store where I will buy a couple packs of football cards and rent Tombstone and a game. Then I head home with 2 or 3 dollars left and having a kick ass night!