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Lights, Camera, Redneck

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Benevolent cryptid. JD power and associates award winner for highest in class dumbass (2015-2018). Married.

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If you squint this is just Big Bang Theory

01.03.2026 20:58 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
Women are bad drivers

*Waymo

Women are bad drivers *Waymo

We need an edit button

11.02.2026 00:31 — šŸ‘ 110    šŸ” 24    šŸ’¬ 6    šŸ“Œ 1

Will people ever stop pretending to have liked The Smiths?

01.03.2026 18:40 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I love this line

01.03.2026 05:19 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what kinda hairstyles Eagles had before they went Bald?

28.02.2026 16:42 — šŸ‘ 29    šŸ” 11    šŸ’¬ 4    šŸ“Œ 0

That Muncy parallel with the suns is a beautiful card!

01.03.2026 02:37 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I hate card savers, too tight at the bottom, too loose at the top, not rigid enough.

01.03.2026 01:25 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

I see. That's all I have too. I usually just do small sticks and set them end to end. I want to play around with another kettle and a dryer vent hose this year and see what can do but idk if I'll get around to it.

01.03.2026 00:07 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

You should step outside for a little while. It really does help some.

28.02.2026 23:55 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Let's see that cold smoke setup

28.02.2026 23:17 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Laughing to keep from crying I reckon.

28.02.2026 23:16 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I think I've been on that one for a long time for merely talking with a mutual about ufo's once.

28.02.2026 23:05 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Oh for sure. I was just taking the easiest out metric and seeing how close it would get him if they were hits.

28.02.2026 22:53 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

If you took all of his strikeouts and made them hits he would be at .384

28.02.2026 18:37 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

If anyone has old family photos of Eagles before they went bald I’d love to see them.

28.02.2026 16:43 — šŸ‘ 17    šŸ” 7    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a good day to do things that keep me from looking at the timeline

28.02.2026 17:44 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A 20kg ferrous slug, accelerated to 1.3 percent of light speed, remnant of a million year old war between alien nations whose names even the gods have forgotten, which has crossed the lonely reaches of infinite space.

28.02.2025 17:37 — šŸ‘ 42    šŸ” 14    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 1

Damn, I missed the 25 year anniversary of my biggest opp crashing out and dying in a shootout with the cops. Now i have beautiful family and he's a rotted corpse. Rest in piss, asshole, I hope you felt every bullet.

27.02.2026 19:17 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 1

Hold on, you have every transaction since 2013 and you're a w-2 standard deduction person? That really is a lifestyle

27.02.2026 03:02 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0

These lyrics hit

27.02.2026 02:35 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Well, they started in Ohio so I can see where the urge to get away came from

26.02.2026 22:59 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I heard something about a kitty who is also a hawk and two brothers with a bisexual plane

26.02.2026 22:43 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

It's ok, they don't have good BBQ anyway.

26.02.2026 22:32 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Can't stand a princess and the pea ass person

26.02.2026 22:23 — šŸ‘ 9    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

God damn the Kansas legislature. I don't even know what to say. My heart breaks for trans people who live in Kansas.

26.02.2026 17:17 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Get his ass!

26.02.2026 06:43 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

We haven't had a good baseball movie in awhile have we?

26.02.2026 04:55 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

This is the most 2002 picture I've ever seen

26.02.2026 04:54 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I thought the same thing about the foil on the 1990 inserts. Just weird to break the continuity.

26.02.2026 03:59 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Well, this still does scream "Dance Music"

26.02.2026 03:16 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0