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@martini83.bsky.social

Louisville KY | Sometime Taker of Pictures | Traveler | Retired Bartender NSFW-ish, intermixed with comics and general irreverence. I'd do an alt, but I can barely keep up with one account, let alone two.

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Latest posts by martini83.bsky.social on Bluesky

There's only one way to find out ๐Ÿฅต

08.11.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't this just a subplot from "First Contact"?

01.11.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fat cock faggot ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

#FCF

24.10.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1137    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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What does Nicki say? This pussy clean this pussy squeaky ๐ŸŽ€

26.10.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Two frames from The Simpsons. Kirk Van Houton, dressed in ill-fitting red shorts and an a-shirt, holding a beer, motions to a race car shaped bed labeled AI. He says, โ€œI chat with my friends all the time. Do you?โ€ In the next frame, Homer Simpson responds, โ€œI talk to my human friends in real life.โ€

Two frames from The Simpsons. Kirk Van Houton, dressed in ill-fitting red shorts and an a-shirt, holding a beer, motions to a race car shaped bed labeled AI. He says, โ€œI chat with my friends all the time. Do you?โ€ In the next frame, Homer Simpson responds, โ€œI talk to my human friends in real life.โ€

21.10.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 191    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Always happy to lend a hand (and dick) to a muscle stud in need ๐Ÿ˜ˆ @milocyrus.com

21.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 846    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Gag on my fat cock boy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

04.07.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1410    ๐Ÿ” 147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Yes please ๐Ÿฅต

17.09.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely! ๐Ÿฅต

16.09.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘…

13.09.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 401    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Constantly ๐Ÿฅต

13.09.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes please ๐Ÿฅต

07.09.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a low-angle shot of my hairy torso, bathed in striped sunlight from window blinds; shadows curve over my furry pecs, my stomach, and my trimmed bush; my soft member hangs into the camera; a vein runs down my memberโ€™s side, through its foreskin, while a thick, gold prince albert gleams at its tip

a low-angle shot of my hairy torso, bathed in striped sunlight from window blinds; shadows curve over my furry pecs, my stomach, and my trimmed bush; my soft member hangs into the camera; a vein runs down my memberโ€™s side, through its foreskin, while a thick, gold prince albert gleams at its tip

looking upward: a close-up of my sun-drenched cheeks and hole, which sit just above the camera; striped light falls over the cheeksโ€™ blanket of fuzz from through blinds; in the background, my smooth back stands tall

looking upward: a close-up of my sun-drenched cheeks and hole, which sit just above the camera; striped light falls over the cheeksโ€™ blanket of fuzz from through blinds; in the background, my smooth back stands tall

checking in for #humpday

03.09.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 924    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Hehe wanna see how I bust all over the place after this? Repost it and Iโ€™ll post tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคค needed a hole to breed

20.08.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 175    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10 reposts and I'll share this #goodboy begging for my load

20.08.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Musky fat cock #fcf

15.08.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1762    ๐Ÿ” 205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Wanna join me?

09.08.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 487    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely famished ๐Ÿคค

05.08.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If given the option, I'd sit on that for months too.

02.08.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And TGIF

02.08.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, it is Friday after all ...

#fcf

01.08.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd be happy to help wake that up ๐Ÿฅต

01.08.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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silly mood

31.07.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5619    ๐Ÿ” 1971    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

If that's the view we get for it, I'll be a good boy whenever you ask. Love to see it coming *and* going. ๐Ÿฅต

29.07.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely both ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ˆ

28.07.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Winged fascinus poly-phallic emblem to ward off evil from a house and allow in only "neighbors and friends" as the Greek inscription says. 1st Century AD.

25.07.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Can I wake you up like this ๐Ÿคค?

19.07.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 961    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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