Paul Nelson

Twin Peaks opening title screen except it says "Detective. Arriving. On the scene." which is a line from Disco Elysium

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there's an easy way to figure out if you should vote for the greens or labour: you should support whichever party has the better chance at keeping the pro-genocide racists out of power. which is always the greens, because labour are that

A statue of a bright yellow bear standing and wearing a bright red crown. Across the bear's belly are the words "I love sausage. Do you?" It's advertising a food place specialising in hot dogs, y'see

Good for you, buddy!

A toilet cubicle in central Berlin with a bit of art above the throne that says 'Checkpoint Charlie'

It's not what I expected tbh

A crow on a bridge railing, beak containing three whole peanuts, it is a snowy morning with snow on the railing and below on the ground next to the active motorway

Three peanuts kind of morning I see. 🪶

I'll talk in a borderline offensive Scottish accent all day for him.

All the best, Slurms

There's also a framed painting of Kramer from Seinfeld

In a small coffee place in Berlin. There's a poster up that says 'Do you want to learn to play the banjo?' and every single contact strip has been taken

The people demand more Broden Content. Brontent.

It's not even Mandelson's birthday!

On this, really interesting piece on X’s “ideological ratchet” by @jwherrman.bsky.social: the platform is pulling users to the right, even elites who thought they were immune to radicalisation
nymag.com/intelligence...

There are two ways you can have advanced calculus and they both suck

Tricky to notice stuff that isn't true

First thought: Mantzoucas

ARRESTED ON HIS BIRTHDAY, ARRESTED ON HIS BIRTHDAY, LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!

Diamond Butter

The Big Toot

Real Naked Choke

How to make pancakes the british way:
Step 1: remember it's pancake day
Step 2: work all day because you are a cog in the capitalism nightmare machine
Step 3: Too tired to make pancakes
Step 4: no pancakes for you

Shit troll

Yeah, I guess I figured that wasn't worth clarifying in the reply

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Happy birthday, Watto! I hope you get a decent number of things you like, and very few of the things you don't

Yeah, it probably had offensive connotations at the time of its conception, but I think it has passed beyond that by this point. I have no idea though, really

I know this from skateboarding, where your foot placement can also be: MONGO

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

All-consuming goose beef

I got no beef with geese

I'd certainly find it demoralising. And I think if I had more followers, I'd be setting myself up perfectly here for some petard-hoisting, but I don't so I'm not!