Jess 🍄

It’s the fact that I have to process things by talking about them but I have no one to go to for this. And I don’t want to either.

Does this seem funny now?

I’m walking into work at 8:53 (we open at 9) and the lobby outside our lobby has a shit ton of people standing around. I go to open the door and someone says “Hey, they’re closed and I got here first so I get the first haircut!” Sir I work here. He was so embarrassed when I checked him in

My cat really is giving me the opportunity to get on a good morning schedule by waking me up at 6 every morning. Problem is I’m just a girl who’s tired.

I take a sick day because I can’t speak, and suddenly I’m doing math all day trying to make sure I can make enough money to do the things I need to. Just trying to live things

My cat loves apples so much, she stole one from my grandfather and growled when he tried to get it back. I’ve never given her an apple before.

This’ll be funny in like a month

When I talk about these damn kids, I’m referring to my 9 year old dog and my 1 year old cat who get in trouble together