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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
06.03.2026 01:05 —
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Team turtleneck
IG: @mojobrookzz
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06.03.2026 11:04 —
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I can’t imagine the music industry lasting long lmao
06.03.2026 02:30 —
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I watch these animal docs like it’s scripted TV …
The warring factions
The betrayal
The lust
The set design
The danger
The pilgrimages for love
It’s all so fascinating to me
06.03.2026 01:55 —
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I Wish You Would
We choosing violence at the gym today
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05.03.2026 20:28 —
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Gangsta’s Paradise - Coolio
You Got Me - The Roots
05.03.2026 01:15 —
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Way too many Jalens in the NBA
04.03.2026 18:29 —
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Janine’s face when she realized she could split the rent has me WEAK
04.03.2026 20:30 —
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Dawg how tf is it only Tuesday…
04.03.2026 01:53 —
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Hoodwinked an underrated film
04.03.2026 00:41 —
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“If you’re early you’re on time! If you’re on time you’re La-“
Foh & be happy I even showed up
03.03.2026 21:39 —
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A far away picture of the moon
A very close up picture of the moon
I'll never stop taking pictures of the moon
03.03.2026 06:50 —
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It’s a blessing to be married to a yapper fr. Cuz I am definitely not one (in most contexts) so when my yapper brother randomly calls, I can just put the phone on speaker and fade into the background lol
03.03.2026 00:32 —
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What U Gon' Do
Feeling weak? Nah just blast some Lil Jon and lock in
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Mr. Glock
Yea I’m right back on they ass YUH, they done made me mad, YUH
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02.03.2026 12:41 —
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Probably caught whatever plague the boy brought home from his grandparents’ house. Oh well, I said this was the time to get back consistent with the gym and that’s wtf we gonna do (with a mask and extra wipes cuz I’m responsible)
02.03.2026 12:28 —
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At this point, I think we could do better.
We could have someone(s) given us a more immersive, Anthony Bourdain-style food-travel show around the diaspora, showing us the similarities in our dishes and cooking techniques, and the impact of our influence on each other.
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his hand on his knee .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a couch with his hand on his knee .
Those heels that come with them strings that the ladies have to wrap around their thicc leg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
28.02.2026 14:01 —
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Been telling you, you just focus on one hyperfixation at a time
27.02.2026 15:40 —
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Guys being Dudes
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Lmaooooooooooooo. I’m so glad they all struck out.
Keep the gates up!
19.02.2026 18:34 —
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3yo: “Daddy, why you in your room?”
Me: “I have to pee.”
3yo: “Oh. Can I come?”
Me: “No.”
3yo: “Oh.” *runs off somewhere*
Toddlers are a trip, man 😂
20.02.2026 00:56 —
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a man is holding a microphone in his mouth and saying if you smell
ALT: a man is holding a microphone in his mouth and saying if you smell
Watching Hell’s Kitchen and they had season 3’s winner pop in. Homie’s name is Rock Harper and this is all I can think about
18.02.2026 01:41 —
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To the “classism is what we’re fighting” folks…
Tell me the tax bracket I have to hit for racists not to hate me because I’m Black
Hurry up with it too
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Not the sex robot said 😭
14.02.2026 04:03 —
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Because what I look like?! 😩😂
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Bruh there were four different spots the cops had someone pulled over on 295 this morning. Friday the 13th is showing out so far
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