John DeVore

I took this photo, many years ago, like a real creep.

I learned to drive at the age of 38, during a brief period when I lived in L.A. I wrote about that, my late sister, Ryan Gosling, and why you should never go to a car dealership alone. The photo is of a cool dude I stalked once.

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FAKE SPRING DONT BELIEVE IT

Recently, I found myself at a 7-11

inside me there are two toppings

byyeeeee

oh no i think bari weiss and i have the same glasses frames from warby parker

speak into the microphone, squid brain

not so quippy now are we, landman?

In a Screen-Dazzled World, a Theater Critic Has the Antidote

“Theater is also irreducible, basically unfilmable and relatively unTikTokable.” — @helenshaw.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/i...

spring forward to emotional stability

i just found my tickets on a new concert tickeing app and i feel like a genius

new mitski > new harry styles

the bride > del toro’s frankenstein

*bananas sit on counter for weeks*
"I'LL MAKE BANANA BREAD!"
*banana bread sits on counter for weeks*

“buy the dip!” - don giovanni as he’s dragged to hell

they’re amazing

I found them for $3 per the other day and I LOADED UP

the only thing that’s bringing me me any joy are sumo oranges

Agreed

hot take: mars attacks! > bugonia

if you’re going to be with me you’re going to watch pee wees big adventure with me and then rewatch it every few years until im dead

ty and hello

oh wow hey soul sister haaa haaa

Lol

only me huh

a splitting maul oh you mean an axe

remember the song drops of jupiter

have the very rich always been philistines

coach taylor, green lantern? yes please

you misunderstand me im
not a take to the streets revolutionary im more of a classic madam defarge type

“hey a gen x ayatollah!” — me