martypunker

There's a simple rule of thumb when listening to someone in power assign blame. If they place the blame for anything on a single demographic (gender, race, sexual orientation, etc), they're full of shit. There's no single unchooseable demographic of people that are universally criminals. Full stop.

Had a really busy day, but I've managed to slog through the backlog and get caught up. Surely it's been a full 8 hour day and not just 40 minutes...right?

Right?

Oh.

Oh no.

I've seen at least three other replies from them along these same lines. Not worth anyone's time.

Aetherdrift is more insulting to me as a set than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Father, why have you forsaken me

Ornithopter {0} Artifact Creature — Thopter Flying “You want to know what we are fighting for? Look at the wonder in that child’s eyes.” —Pia Nalaar 0/2 Illustrated by Mathias Kollros

The best ninja ever printed.

I hope that during the hockey team's visit with the president, he drops a giant load.

Like, a really patriotic one.

Just shits his pants in the most patriotic way, just for the hockey team.

Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks driving and saying, "Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."

Happy Twin Peaks day/time

2620 can't come soon enough.

It's kind of crazy to me that video engagement is down because yeah, the commanders are turtles, but there are so few turtles cards in the decks, ya know? Like, you're only hurting yourself and the creators by not watching fun content.

Reading this and thinking about how in the Isaac Asimov iRobot books, it's a bunch of robots TECHNICALLY following instructions/three laws, but are doing so in a way that kills people.

Human Coward Knight would certainly be an interesting creature type line.

The tragedy that is only liking Hot Water Music when they cover Alkaline Trio.

For being a perennial 6th man, what a legend.

"Anyway, we all lost to the Seshiro the Anointed player casting Kindred Summons at the end of the Emry player's turn to put 11 snakes into play before untapping and killing us all."

Commander is wild.

YouTube video by Ska Tune Network Killing in the Name (Rage Against The Machine) SKA-CORE COVER

Fuck yeah @skatunenetwork.bsky.social This is amazing

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I just want to point out that GRN standard was a solved format. UW Control, GB Midrange, and Mono Red Aggro were the clear best decks. But the format around those decks was balanced enough to where that didn't mean it was a bad format. It meant you knew what to prepare for when brewing.

Baldur's Gate 3 banner Play time 896.7 hours Achievements 54/54

gg bg3

SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD.
SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD.
SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD.
SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD.
SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD.

DOS game of TriPeaks where I have 666 player games total and have "won" $3424

Yeah, you could say I'm a card gamer

Reversing Decklist Display Changes An update from Wizards of the Coast regarding Magic Online decklist changes.

#TheyReleasedTheDecklists!
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Bullying works

I hope you at least top 8 so we can see the decklist

Mona Lisa, Science Geek {2}{G} Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant Reach {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa’s power. “I felt kind of excited about being mutated, you know? I was getting to have this once in a lifetime experience! Maybe I could even base my thesis on it …” 1/3 Illustrated by Oriana Menendez

I hate Reach.

Jonathan Swift, is that you?

Your deck was incredibly unhinged (complimentary) and I enjoyed watching your knowledge of Critical Role and its relation to both Magic the Gathering and Spongebob Squarepants unfold over the turns.

AI is the “asbestos of the internet”