Paul M 🤠

Thanks Johnboy. The feeling's mutual.

Pls enjoy my incredibly expressive dog.

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Yeah not the best.

We were clearly hurting last night haha.

Bombed a school the other day like.

Hard to argue with any of that really.

Major missed opportunity looking at the table as well. What a fucking shit night.

They’re absolute wankers. Makes this way worse.

Got exactly what they deserved. Been fucking abysmal all night. Cunts.

Our footballing IQ hovers around zero.

Dalot is such a thick cunt.

I look forward to him prancing around and adding absolutely nothing.

Starting to work them a bit. We live in hope.

Once again we have a ten-foot-tall centre forward we don’t cross to. Baffling.

Hanging ain’t it? Wandering around waiting for something to happen for them.

Have we crossed it to Sesko yet?

Amad for Mbeumo. For the love of god.

Amad needed asap

Ugarte gives me the shits 🥹

Aren’t the ten men supposed to get behind the ball and soak up pressure?

He’s been shite as well and Amad is ace. No brainer.

So angry they’ve kept their tops on.

+ divvy tackle from Bruno obvs

Casemiro fucking dawdling causes that.

Touch harsh that but lol all the same

Absolutely wank from Mbeumo 😞

Then again, most of them are.

I’m his biggest fan but he’s miles off it tonight.

Be worth dropping Bruno in a bit deeper to make the numbers. At least without the ball.