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Bon Anniversaire!

07.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dogs will not be receiving favorable reviews 😂

07.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What does Midge think of her new sibling?

07.03.2026 06:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well that was a fun tornado drill.

07.03.2026 06:02 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I genuinely feel bad for the Brazil pitchers. These kids don't deserve this abuse. #wbc

07.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think that's a prayer app. These are movies (shows?). Either way, so not my jam.

07.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not a typo

07.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Usually nothing can persuade me to turn off a baseball game, but these bibble story commercials are coming damn close.

07.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

ffs I'm sick of my phone insisting that to is the same as too

07.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok well I sneezed and immediately wished for death, so I went ahead and took the drugs

07.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Ibuprofen, wine, and Fun Dip!

07.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to take more ibuprofen, but I hurt to much to walk up the stairs 😭

07.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a cat is being groomed by a groomer at a grooming salon . Alt: a cat is being groomed by a groomer at a grooming salon .

07.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That baby is too young to drink, sir!

07.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can gives pets? 🥹

07.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WHAT REALLY OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!

07.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'll be checking my back yard tomorrow!

07.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY #WBC

07.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The phrase "what a douche" may have escaped my lips

07.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes win the puppy and let Aunt Hillary babysit

07.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have an idea, but I need to find a really good (not huge) branch first.

07.03.2026 00:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got off work at 4 and immediately poured a basement wine. Cheers!

06.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I lost the battle. There's an avocado sock on my needles now.

06.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I barely felt a thing with the first one. Apparently my cervix decided she was done being insulted after the removal today, so it took some extra effort to get the new one it.

BUT worth it. Hopefully I'm old enough to never need another again. 🤞

06.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was a painful success. I'm having ice cream as a reward for not being a baby. 🍨

06.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Success!

06.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon of a coyote with binoculars and the words looney tunes on the bottom right Alt: Wiley Coyote looks off a cliff with binoculars

Send all the IUD string finding vibes you can my way. I'm very nervous she won't be able to remove my existing Paragard.

06.03.2026 14:22 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My username crackedmirror turns 30 this year 😯

06.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a girl can't enjoy a 'shroom pizza on her off hours anymore?

06.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oh no. My husband was five when I signed up for ICQ. 😭

06.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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