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a barbie doll says ohh myyyy with her hands in the air Alt: a barbie doll says ohh myyyy

02.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fine, I'll take over the world.

02.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He learned a hard truth today. Maybe the next one will work out.

02.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Little hulk's dnd group disbanded 😕

02.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Yes, please! These flavors are right up my alley.

01.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grossssss

28.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

an elderly woman wearing glasses and a blue jacket says nope Alt: an elderly woman wearing glasses and a blue jacket says nope

I know you're off work but could you hop on Teams to discuss--

27.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman in a white off the shoulder top is making a shocked face . ALT: a woman in a white off the shoulder top is making a shocked face .

Me watching #TraitorsUS finale

27.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂

26.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YES PLEASE

26.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The other doctor in the suite we got shunned to is bitchy AF about us being here, and she's putting everyone in a foul mood. 😬

26.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

YES PLEASE

26.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm trying not to be irritated at my mother and failing miserably.

25.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

an older man is standing in a garage and says i 'm financially ruined Alt: an older man is standing in a garage and says i'm financially ruined

Little hulk needs all new baseball equipment.

25.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need some ganache in my life.

25.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Definitely not! It has to be a wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey thing.

25.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spawn1 turns 30 in a month and I AM NOT OK

25.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Had to schedule it for next Friday. No sex for me 🥲.

25.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My original Paragard has been very good to me this last decade.

25.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Took 800mg of ibuprofen in case I'm get my IUD replaced today. 🤞 my NP is able to fit that into my appointment.

25.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On my way home I saw not one but TWO "Help America Pray the Rosary" and one "Make America Pray Again" bumper stickers. 🙄

24.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It moved

24.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is jumping in the air in a living room while holding a baby . Alt: A person trips and falls down

Why is this a real life video of my day?

24.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had dirty water splash all over me after I got dressed, then I put my keys in my lunch bag and tried to start my car with a fork. Things are going well this morning.

24.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

They were from the waistband of my sweatpants, but I don't like that it could've gone either way.

24.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Are those stretch marks or just the impression from my waistband?" is an actual question I just cried over.

24.02.2026 04:43 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm so not at all jealous 😭

24.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man behind a fence with a netflix logo behind him Alt: a man behind a gate looks sad

24.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#RockChalk
Never a doubt.
#kubball

24.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wouldn't give that fucker a glass of water if he was drowning.

24.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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