Uptown Sinclair

Dick move, drop site.

Eye. Ran.

Markwhine doesn't care much fer history. He figures he's on top of his game as long as he pronounces "Iran" like the Flock of Seagulls song.

How the fuck are you crying about a rubber stamp that you're happy to give? How fkn stupid are these people?

Looking forward to that vein in MarkWayneFestus Mullin's neck joining forces with his steroid habit to do all of us a favor.

And our center is no longer gooey. It is dusty and dessicated like Chuck Schumer.

You all think she's stupid just because of her accent. I can assure you that she'd also be stupid without it.

I mean, how do you write this tweet and not worry that your words will be what the cops find engraved on the shell casings found outside your front door?

Is faulty electrical as bad as cheapo (and flammable) siding? Jeez, hope not.

Jeff's linen pants are clearly not benefiting from any undergarment, and it's obvious that Lutnick is averting his eyes in a futile attempt to avoid arousal.

Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart is a great album.

Calling pr flacks "spin doctors" was a new thing then. Not sure it's used much anymore.

2020 Nova Scotia attacks - Wikipedia

There's enough shit that ICE does (and, I'm sure, did, even back in your day) to keep everybody full-time appalled. But sorry, this neat little trick where you impersonate cops (See, for example: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_No...) is a tactic that I'm not gonna feel bad for not knowing until now.

You can tell it's fake because he didn't say hyork or hyuk every third word.

10 miles is an easy hour and a half for good runner. You run at 7am, then you have the rest of the day to carbo load. Too easy.

"I am baffled this is being treated as a new problem."

This isn't an ex-ICE chatroom, Scott. It's bluesky. People are rightly appalled to learn that cops can do this sort of shit. Maybe you need to start a daily newsletter to keep us all up to date so that our consciences aren't shocked.

Not since that guy in Nova Scotia...

Nothing that a little literally underbussed raccoon meat won't cure.

"the conspiracy is the system"

Move over, @adamserwer.bsky.social, a new age-defining phrase just dropped.

A POTUS-involved diddling.

I still remember when the Dobbs decision was leaked and every morning Luke sent me an email asking me to support Hell World so that he could disinter RBG.

Lesson: just be quiet about the abandonment of trans people by almost all Democrats. IOW, Newsom 2028.

lol

Someone said that "We're living through history" re Kansas revoking the driver's licenses of trans people, and while it's not a new coinage, I think it's gonna take off. Same for doulas coordinating home visits in MPLS so pregnant women don't get snatched by masked fed agents at the hospital. Grim.

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Isn't it time we change that old epithet to Uncle Clarence?

"It always smelled of Mr. Clean" hits different now.

Palmer Luckey (real name) CEO of I have watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High like 87 times.

Alex Karp, CEO of she looked eighteen to me.

But senator, why must war profiteering be just for guys who wear suits and ties and deodorant?

How can anyone blame American conspiracy theorists for thinking as they do when this is what they're being told by the supposed thought leaders in media? It is so obviously wrong—so wrong that no one but a collaborator could believe it—that you start to wonder at the ulterior motive for saying it.

Trampled in a Korean Parliament-style donnybrook? Sliced by a secret communist right-winger (hockey player, that is) with a skate blade hidden in his sweatpants? Choking on a dental implant that popped out in protest of its role in the lies? But being a witness to is the only good reason to watch.

I think Jeff harvested Paul Walker's jaw.