Catriona 🏴‍☠️⚓️❄️

Lego Ed and Stede from OFMD holding swords and standing beside a Lego pumpkin which is twice their height. Next to it is a floating white ghost with a smiley face, also made of Lego.

Time to light the pumpkin! Ed is lifting Stede above his head towards the opening in the top of the Lego pumpkin. Stede is holding a lit torch in one hand. Beside the pumpkin is a pirate flag and the ghost has disappeared.

Stede has reached the opening in the top of the Lego pumpkin… and fallen in. His legs are sticking out the top and kicking.

The pumpkin’s eyes, nose and grinning mouth are now lit by an orange light from within. Lego Ed and Stede stand beside it, holding hands. The ghost has reappeared behind them. A seagull sits on top of the pumpkin.

Happy Halloween from Lego Ed and Stede! 🎃🏴‍☠️ #OFMD

graphic showing the cover of the 2026 Gentlebeard Calendar and little previews of all the art

Today is the last day for pre-orders!

gbcalendar.bigcartel.com

#ofmd #ofmdsart #gentlebeard

YouTube video by Rhys Darby The first six minutes of my show in Portland, October 2025

rhys remembered his youtube password! 🤩

youtu.be/HRyxpD20INM?...

CHAPTER 2: in which stede thinks he maybe tulpa'd a shark and Ed gets a new outfit.

archiveofourown.org/works/730617...

#ofmdfic

I watched it unfold in real time and the second-hand embarrassment was… quite something 🙃

It gets worse 😅 After getting little reaction here (so drunk she ranted to random accounts 💀) she went to twt and was told Rhys responded appropriately to her heckling. The entitled angry drunk replies attacking him and other fans went on for hours. Now she’s “over it” and hates Rhys apparently 🤣

WHAT IS GOING ON

I’ll be posting coms on Kofi, tomorrow at 1pm pacific time (that’s 8pm in London and 7am in Sydney). Let’s raise some money for Three Square!

🐝💛Liquid Gold Artbook is now on my Ko-fi! 💛🐝
89 pages of everything ( I think ) I did for Liquid Gold fanfic!

All the optional tips will help me with all the medical expenses that are awaiting me in the next weeks 🐝💛🫂🥹
ko-fi.com/s/9e59b926bb

You’re wearing the magic tshirt! All cats want to climb Rhys like a tree 😌

ED’S HANDS IN THOSE GLOVES!!

HAPPY FIC CLUB CREATURE DAY FROM A BIG TOOTHY GUY

My Ed/Stede Jaws AU is STARTING.

HUGE THANKS to @catski22.bsky.social for the prompt and @fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social for all you do!!

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#ofmdfic

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Ohohoho I am delighted already!!!

He swam up slowly, stopping along the way a half-dozen times, and he'd just gotten himself settled the night before. Obviously, he could have stayed in the bay, sleeping in the water, but what good's a bank account with a couple hundred years' worth of dough in it if you can't get yourself a nice little hotel suite every summer? So he's got a room at the Bellamy Inn, with a little private patio that opens directly onto the sand, just in time for the full moon and all that that entails. He's relaxed, is the point. He's— He's fucking bored. Back down in Rio, he's got a whole team: Izzy and Fang and Ivan and Archie, all working together to bring some excitement to the harbor and liberate fancy shiploads to sell on the back market. It's a busy life, never stopping, and back when they were chasing down sailing ships and blasting each other with cannons it was even fun. The last hundred years or so? It's been kind of a drag. So he's started taking longer and longer breaks from it, much to Izzy's dismay, but even exploring the coastlines of the Americas and the Pacific islands-and even the sojourn he spent in Europe a few decades back—hasn't broken the monotony. At least the tea's good.

"Oh! Fuck! Mate!" Strong hands catch him around the shoulders and keep him from going facefirst into the flagstones-small mercies-and when Stede looks up, it's into the warmest, most beautiful brown eyes he's ever seen. They're deep and dark and flecked with gold that sparkles in the late morning light like tigers' eye, huge and wide and kind, creases in the corners and faint freckles across the bridge of the man's nose, and Stede thinks, a little bit wildly, that he might be in love. "Shit, I'm sorry," the man is saying. "Oh, bro, your nice pants—" and he's releasing Stede's shoulders and pressing a napkin to Stede's soaked crotch and oh, god, this day cannot get more humiliating, Stede thinks as his cock—just as surprised as the rest of him-stirs with a question. No, he thinks to it firmly, and steps back, finally looking down at himself. It's not good: what must be iced tea is soaking into his trousers in a way that absolutely suggests urine, and linen isn't very opaque even dry, and boxers or briefs would have ruined the line of them, form-fitting as they are, so. So Stede's entire human penis is on display on the front patio of the Queen Cafe, to Frenchie, the beautiful stranger who's holding his tea-penis-napkin, and the entirety of the Senior Citizens' Detectorists Club (and their leader, Doug). Yep.

Happy #wipwednesday from a very wet and toothy fic!

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👀👀👀

William & Catherine: A Royal Romance (TV Movie 2011) ⭐ 4.9 | Biography, Drama, Romance 1h 26m | PG

I’ll have you know the one I’m lining up is a solid 4.9 😂

“You’ll eat your shoes again. You’ll eat worse.” 🙂‍↕️

Tiny crocheted MerStede wearing a homemade paper party hat with the words “hapy birfday” written on it. #yarnboys

Happy birthday!! 🥳

If I never hear that song again it will be too soon

long may he roam

I will save you from the delicious potatoes by eating them all

I saw a cardigan covered in stars last night and almost sent it to you 🤣

The Accountant, the Captain, His Wife and Their Daughter Fyre Chapter 45: 44 - Co-Captains Summary: Stede Bonnet was a fucking lunatic and Ed loved him for it. The final chapter

🥳The Account, the Captain, his Wife and their Daughter is officially finished!
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#OFMD #OFMDfic

Yes please!

BOYS,,,sob
missed them a bit
#ofmd

two men are standing next to each other and one has a patch on his uniform that says o on it Alt: two men are standing next to each other and one has a patch on his uniform that says o on it

That was my first foray into fandom 🥹

The Princess Bride
Jurassic Park
Titanic
Hornblower
Stargate SG-1

*stares directly into the camera*

LotR was slightly later for me but 🤝