Posh Nigel

With something of a line on these things, be assured, the levels of rain required to avoid an ongoing drought are now at the biblical level.

More than that. I want to see Reform fully exposed for racist, Putin funded scum that they are.

I have zero respect for anyone who denies the moon landings anywhere outside of Buzz Aldrins reach. He's 95 but imagine he can still pack a punch. Take your medicine you pricks.

He will be allowed to leave, holidays and so on, and has all that money from Mummy.

Tricky to have sympathy.

No worries. Only being excessively nosey. Sorry.

You should try the meat over here in Europe. You know, youc an eat the beef raw, it's so well looked after.

Well, up to a point.

Image shows Liz truss writing in a book: "Dear Diary My first day as a PR consultant for Andrew Windsor is going really really well."

This multipurpose meme will never get old.

I hit the little heart, but I worry that makes it look like I'm pleased you're ill.

I'm not. But you knew that. Sometimes I go on a bit.

Anyway, whoever's telling you to get well first is right. Take care and be well soon.

The Labour Party conference voted in favour of it a couple of years back. It's only the current leadership blocking it.

Of course, that remains an issues but, you know, things can change and listening to the membership might become a thing again.

The Green Party have called for Proportional Representation.

The Left have 60% of the votes.

There would never be a Right wing Government again.

Lets get it done.

I guess. What with this being a fair and kind and entirely equitable country.

It's time.

Blimey, you do live in a nice bit of the world.

So, what did the village decide?

Sounds lovely. Which stream are you on?

Wow.

Perfect.

Superb stuff from the RSPB.

It also has a call like (what imagine to be) a pterodactyl.

Very spooky and unsettling when I'm fishing in the dark.

I think that this version of Binky is close to what I've always had in mind.

It's the juxtaposition that counts.

They are pushing the boundaries, see what they can get away with before going full Nazi.

How long before Lee suggests leaving disabled babies out for the wolves?

Richard is a genius.

Possibly a slightly twisted one, but nevertheless...

The Womble and The Clanger in the style of The Omen and The Exorcist

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

The government bodies, in England at least, are way ahead of Gillian on this too.

She only had to ask them.

🤔

Oh, just disgusting.

Cotton wool with needles in.

Wow.

Still, goes to show. Elon's never read Lord of the Rings.

Hey Binface. Get off X.

You're better than that.

The early morning sun and its reflection off the river viewed through a dog willow. Complete with a fishing rod. There's no birds in the scene.

My bid for Wildlife Photographer of the Year.

Before taking the picture the tree right in front of my was full of long-tailed tits, blue tits and a very super little goldcrest.

I didn't pick the phone up until they'd gone because I didn't want to spook them.

I promise. They were gorgeous.

There's only one way that they could have allowed this to go on for so long - the little people are there to be used, and abused, as they see fit. The people they stamp on and harm are of no consequence to them.

We are nothing.

It's time to show them the truth.

Assuming I survive?