amanda

MY LITTLE BOY

me: all i want is to pull the bulbasaur
me:

actually perhaps i am better than a man because men tend to negatively freak out about these dresses and insult the person wearing it.

i am simply enjoying myself.

ladies wearing dresses that show their boobies and i am no better than a man 😔

that video game mechanic where you have a timer when you are outdoors in the cold and you can’t run out of time or you freeze except it’s real life. that’s me jogging across the grocery store parking lot cradling a carton of milk in -40.

this time i’m on lexapro so maybe i’ll be fine!!!

i must really overestimate my overall fortitude in the mornings because i downloaded life is strange and double exposure as if lis didnt put me in an emotional coma the first time i played it.

a traditional drawing of a white goose with a pink bow on its neck and stars in the background. It‘s framed with flowers and bows

goose 🎀🪿🌷

sundowning sundowning sundowning sundowning sundowning sundowning

OKAY BUT WHEN WILL IT FINALLY SET

girl im proud of you always 👏 you look killer as usual.

i mean. the lesbian herself is deranged and i’m all here for it. the more lesbians in my games the better.

i finally finished horizon forbidden west and hell if i was expecting a deranged lesbian twist like that

every day i question if someone new has an undiagnosed brain injury that needs to be medically assessed. and sometimes it turns out IM RIGHT.

work is haha hahahahah hahahahhahaha hahahHAHAHAHA so much these days

kiss her little face if u want

Mistborn

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great

*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess

DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?

VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject

The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

stumbling into my old unfinished fanfics and damn i gotta admit i was pretty good.

also i feel like i hallucinated half of that show because i fell asleep inevitably every 3-4 episodes and dreamed how those episodes ended. had a bit of a sleep problem back then 😂

omg i feel like john noble’s character in that just would not age well.

i asked them all what they wanted for face-paint and they act like a hive mind sometimes and all chose grinch so i did have their permission. even from the one who cried.

i made a lot of babies and toddlers happy yesterday and made only one of them cry because i painted their faces green and made them all little grinches.

🪟💙❄️🐈

her!!!

the thing about snow is….where do you put it all??? i’m already running out of room.

if i want to go anywhere in my yard it now involves climbing through thigh-high snow. and it’s only december. 😩

and!! verso is man of the year. babygirl
of the year, too. strange, but those are the categories he won.

went back to exp33 and it is indeed goty.

oh wait you can’t because it’s so cold you will die

people who loooive winter so much i’d like you to come here right now and go play outside.