The Packer Ranter

There is strong evidence indicating the Bears will, in fact, still suck, regardless of the potential for an interstate change of permanent residency.

He’s your Dingus, he’s my Dingus, he’s R. Dingus.

me, sitting at next to cracking fire, sipping a martini: “SkiMo doesn’t look that har….WHY ARE THEY RUNNING UP STAIRS?!”

Tag Malik Willis and trade him to the Raiders for Maxx Crosby.

Thoughts?

I don’t like it either, but sometimes you have to save your idiot relative from themself.

Look, do we need to have a stock sale to keep that goofball franchise in Chicago?

Matt, you’ve screwed around long enough.

I have your new special teams coordinator:

It’s the kids these days.

They don’t love to win.

They don’t hate to lose.

Matt, you’ve screwed around long enough.

I have your new special teams coordinator:

I know way more about the Weyland-Yutani Corporation and the sociological structure of the Yuatja species than I would have ever thought.

This type of question is the only type of offseason question that really matters.

The answer: they don’t lose. Ever.

They might be slightly hamstrung on offense, but on defense you’re telling me anyone is scoring on Reggie White, Micah Parsons, Charles Woodson, and LeRoy Butler?

What relation is Maxx Crosby to Mason Crosby?

he was given time to rethink his decisions…then came the fist clap

Hell yeah! 🥌🇺🇸

I love Willis, but you don’t need to add the weird Jordan Love slander just to say you’re a fan of his game. It’s just weird.

He’s gotta undo that top button on his shirt. It’s cutting off blood flow to his brain.

Legitimate things are always having to remind everyone that they are legitimate.

Muy bueno.

There’s something comforting about the two-person luge.

“Yeah, we might die, but at least we’re going together.” ❤️

…like, maybe 50ish.

“Is there anything more romantic than going down on Valentine’s Day?” -Mark Tauscher

When did you guys start Loveline back up, @jasonjwilde.bsky.social ?

Caleb doesn’t come before Jordan in much of anything except the alphabet.

The rest of the concerns highlighted have some validity.

This is a common theme with Love.

“We could disrupt the lost dog industry.” -A guy trying to hide a massive private surveillance program from absolute morons

Need Brian Carriveau to break down this shocking development on Railbird Central.

(This bleat is very niche)

Packers in first place again

Like before electricity.