The Packer Ranter

No, but they’ll be front row at the next taping of Bill Swerski’s Super Fans.

No one actually fears Flacco, they fear the Packers’ penchant for playing down to the level of wildly inferior opponents through their propensity for boneheaded plays, committing large numbers of penalties, and lacking anything resembling a killer instinct.

I roundly reject watching Joe Flacco beat the Packers twice in a month for two different teams.

No. I do not want to talk to your chat bot. Representative.

Losing to the Browns, tying the Cowboys, and then sitting through a bye week is a really awful stretch of time as a fan.

I would like to speak to a customer service representative.

I mean he’s four.

I mean it’s also a joke.

Maybe they don’t since their three best players were not acquired through the draft.

Maybe they need to get rid of MORE draft picks.

The They-Zig-You-Zag roster building model.

I did go pro. Pro-pane.

He is risen.

Oh

Duality of man

I thought the Packers white out jerseys were bad. Jesus Christ.

Baker ending up #good should make people feel #good.

Can’t lose an Alpha WR 1 if you never had one.

HAWT PIS

Just ate an inordinate amount of cheese, sharp cheddar and fresh mozzarella. This is a real-life win.

lol

They literally don’t go to overtime if Clark fills in for Wyatt’s injury.

The funniest thing about the Cowboys game is that Packers probably win if they had Kenny Clark.

Just had the best bowl of pho in my life and had broth splattered all over my shirt if you were wondering what a real-life tie feels like.

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BUT THE LINE! THE LINE! WE JUST COULDN’T ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

K ball sounds like a new Fallout chem.

Teams scheme for individual players all the time, and EVERY team has injuries to their line during the season. The issue is that the Packers seemingly can never adjust and just go into woe-is-me mode.

RUN. THE. OFFENSE. THROUGH. TUCKER. KRAFT.

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coaching

@jasonjwilde.bsky.social I had some smoked queso dip this weekend. It was a top five dip I’ve ever had.