Misha Vargas

From a Sherlock Holmes story; it is a witness to a crime, but remains silent because it knows the perpetrator. This, in itself, is suspicious to the detective.

"Yes, the synthetic minds are sending me subliminal messages through my TV to turn me gay."

"Mmhmm, and they were sent by Sam Bankman-Fried?"

"Exactly, you understand! Thank god."

Rod Liddle = Ol' Diddler

(For non-UK readers: "below year 10" means under the age of about 14–15.)





You've been here half as long as me; plenty of time to realize you're on trans leftist twitter. People aren't going to enjoy someone funding an anti-trans movement.

Twitter is where JK lives, with her Nazi friends. They get along, especially when she does denial of well-known Nazi crimes.

I choose to believe she knows cool scissor-flipping tricks. I support swinging large scissors in a threatening manner.

Little thing, but I really like putting "turn the power off" at the end of the step-by-step instructions.

"yOuR nOt aLloWeD tO SaY 'wOmEn' AnYmOrE" is actually just conservative propaganda, if we're gonna talk about being a Trumper.

In reality, we don't call young girls "women" just because they're pregnant, or feel the pressing need to call grown ass men "women" cause we're mad at their chromosomes.

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If the wrapper stayed on, this case is a con.

Yayed, possibly. That E might be Cyrillic. Very sneaky.

Added to Oxford Dictionary in 2012, I believe.

Excellent, thanks.

Humbled and delighted. Hey, can you tell me; do people you know often write "opabinid" instead of "opabiniid"? I've been editing the wiktionary page for this and I want to be sure I'm right.

a man on a golf course says hey everybody we 're all gonna get laid ! Alt: Rodney Dangerfield on a golf course saying "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"

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I didn't know anyone in space had an oven that went up to 375 F. I know the ISS only has lightly warmed food.

Neat.

This might happen less if we didn't mispronounce and misspell all Polish names on purpose.

Śliwa (SHLEE-vah)

No one is actually paying anyone. He's just running an ad on the website he bought; he's pushing it out to every person still on that site.

Not many Americans use a laptop with a French keyboard either.

It’s just the lid from the opened sauce. I really think staring at every picture someone takes can be unhealthy. There’s no end to it if you’re suspicious enough.

In Japan, he is known as Magnum Killer, which is pronounced in the style of Danny DeVito.

William is more dignified for a guy like him

Two different Opabiniids. Adapted from Wikipedia: a soft-bodied animal with a segmented trunk with flaps along its sides and a fan-shaped tail. The head showed unusual features: five eyes, a mouth under the head and facing backwards, and a long clawed proboscis that most likely passed food to its mouth. Opabinia has round flap tips along its side; Utaurora has pointed flaps.

An Opabiniid wouldn't say that. Not these guys.

I think you're misinterpreting this one in a couple of ways. This seems pretty clearly to be someone who likes bugs, and also the extinct arthropod Opabinia regalis.

I thought you were going to sleep 😠

Kaitlin Bennett, having just told a white-haired older woman at a No Kings protest "Your friend just said she'd be happy if I died". The woman has a huge smile on her face, unable to stop herself from laughing.

Was a bit fun when that gun girl went trying her little "you outta be ashamed of yourself, talking that way about Charlie Kirk" stuff.

I find it hard to believe that he has smiled

Baggy M. Bison