(synthV)ia 🧳

i believe that canada somewhat resembles the world of sword art online

handy Music Theory rule of thumb:

✝️affirmation✝️
i’m allowed to be as sauceful as i want,
so long as i stay short of doing too much.

Check the internet, I think you coined “heiseislop”

might be fucking my shoulder with the way i sleep

how it feels to prepare canned soup

if everything goes right i will die at an old age surrounded by loved ones and my final thoughts will be “meh”

lil pump “D rose” might blow your mind

an xray of a primate, with worm-in-a-rock god emerging from their head. Worm-in-a-rock god’s body is coiled tightly inside the primate’s head in the shape of a brain.

worm-in-a-rock god

amusement parks are better than theme parks.

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🛹

qwop but for sex

Feminist prog band called Salvia Plath

Here's a sketch I did last night:

what reason could anyone have not to love the modern prometheus

That friend who's too tsukkomi

this whole lexicality trend is dying anyway. These days, i tend to just “act” out simple narratives with a cardstock set of blissymbols which i aggressively anthropomorphize.

i would NEVER fuck an ice agent u couldnt pay me enough

Balls…are…the…New York apartment…of…pussy
📝🧐

gonna start asking people on smoke break🚬 if they’re “Hip to the Scene” and then offer them a hand-loaded “wildcat cig” that clearly burns the wrong color.

I lowkey forget that my boy asked me to watch his Parkitecht park while he’s gone 🎡🎈🎢 That shit might genuinely be smoldering ashes rn

do i need to play Death Stranding to understand or can i just “get the gist” from sources like video essays and reddit

do u wanna be new moots

but what if it’s a real person and i hurt their feelings

hmu let’s go golfing

(Sakaki de Azumanga Daioh holding 2 cats) “It’s going to be a good year!” “A good year!”

*better

new Foam Roller kilt so much back pain in one night (☝️🌌)i started hearing👂bette. Never kill yourself