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eve moriarty lloyd

@evemoriarty.bsky.social

a trenchant buffoon / alleged poet

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Hey chat remember when peep show predicted Emerald Fennel Wuthering Heights

16.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Appears this is also true for fascism.

24.01.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3541    πŸ” 981    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 12

i have huge tits and i hate ai

20.12.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 13

die my love isn't a good film but did remind my husband and i so viscerally of when i had a breakdown that it would have been unenjoyable regardless lmao

21.12.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my husband is watching die hard downstairs at 08:30 on a sunday

30.11.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can't believe i'm breaking my extremely long posting hiatus for this but some of the aforementioned slop consumers follow my instagram and i may be a snob but i am also a coward

20.11.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

reading matilda as a child really did not prepare me for the eventuality that adults would be smashing 1/2+ books per week and actively making themselves dumber by doing so

20.11.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Here’s a handy guide to help you spot AI writing. Source image from Wikimedia Foundation It’s always a bit surprising to me how trusted Wikipedia has become, since I spent my entire childhood being told by adults to never, ever, trust it. But the …

Need help identifying AI-generated text? The Wikimedia Foundation has a handy guide.

28.09.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

10.09.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7558    πŸ” 2283    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 22

remember how scared we all used to be of toxic shock syndrome

28.08.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gerrymandering is when someone uses a map like I use trauma: to redraw boundaries that make no sense and hurt everyone involved

04.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

crazy money to basically watch tv in an uncomfortable environment. i am simply too old!

20.07.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Labour MP slams Parkrun for trans inclusion. It's a non-competitive fun run A Labour MP has called for trans women to be banned from Parkrun following the Supreme Court's controversial gender ruling.

Labour MP slams Parkrun for trans inclusion. It’s a non-competitive fun run

08.07.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

out of my tree with excitement to see bright eyes tonight

17.06.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every now and then i just say something is a recession indicator to sound smart. it could mean anything at this point.

17.06.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the moral of the movie 'sinners' is that you absolutely can't trust irish americans

10.06.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the mistress sitting with the other queens (complimentary)

07.06.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i want to have a terrible accident so i can get veneers without being accused of vanity like walton goggins did

05.06.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let them fight! i hate them both, i hope they both lose!! - me, completely offline, watching tom and jerry

05.06.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

told my cabbie i do a lot of things but the best part of my job is when i work with unhoused people/asylum seekers to do creative writing as a wellbeing exercise and he fully said "not my bag but if it works for you" lmao like yes being helpful is not in my interest

05.06.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are two wolves inside me and they both have pmdd

03.06.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

had a dream last night that i suddenly realised i had a disproportionately, absolutely enormous arse and felt true peace knowing it would make me rich. woke up with my normal arse and i'm actually sick about it.

03.06.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

any story where someone uses the phrase "without missing a beat" is made up

17.04.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unrelated: i'm enjoying being married

13.04.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people who leave cold used washing up water in a PLUGGED sink are absolute sickos

13.04.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

keep getting cold jolts of fear that i've forgotten something huge for the wedding and therefore cannot sleep

27.03.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely vile trying to find straight fanfiction on AO3. something unwholesome about the practice.

22.03.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something . ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .

watching the new white lotus and walton goggins unfortunately got me like this

22.03.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they're going to a small family run cattery where they have their own little indoor and patio space and a 24/7 vet so hoping they'll be ok, honestly i will probably be worse than them! they're my babies, i know leaving for more than a few days was inevitable but i'm dreading it!

21.03.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0