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Long-eared Jeroba formerly Carlos Montoya

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Never would I think animal husbandry would be a challenge on the head of the DHS..
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04.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other words..

"We're pretty fuckin stupid."

03.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Does that negate the 8 wars he stopped or resolved?

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03.03.2026 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm certain he couldn't pass the ASVAB...

HE LOOKS "CHALLENGED"

03.03.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

David Robinson went underway on one of my boats as a midi...

STFU.

My last Dept Head was 6'7"

03.03.2026 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epstein War

03.03.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eisenhower is spinning in his grave!

03.03.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike believes in the Rapture!

03.03.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stage III Syphilis

03.03.2026 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you join the military, you sorta understand that you may have to make the ultimate sacrifice.

Sadly, so sadly in this case it was Im certain, it was to cover up for Trump's vile crimes.

03.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says Iran war projected to last 4 to 5 weeks, could go β€˜far longer’ In latest statement, Trump says US was 'very nearly under threat' from Iran, drawing immediacy of attacks into question.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

Just like COVID!

02.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it were to come out that Trump attacked Iran for the primary purpose to deflect attention from Epstein could he and everyone in his cabinet be tried for murder or war crimes?

I know we are not a participant in the ICC but...

Occam's Razor?

02.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think 85 school children would beg to differ if they were still alive.

02.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hegseth: 'We didn't start this war but under President Trump we're finishing it' The remarks are the first to reporters since the U.S.-Israeli military operations against Iran began Saturday despite weeks of talks designed to stave off a conflict.

www.npr.org/2026/03/02/n...

No Pete.

We actually did start this war.

I refer you back to the Shah.

02.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you but I could care less about what "man" has to say

He could be a modern Cassandra and I would still not care.

02.03.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a kick straight in the gut to anyone who has ever served!

Draft Dodging Coward telling the military, too bad so sad.

01.03.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The billionaires’ kids will pay no price. But American kids have already died for a war of vanity and choice. A war that will result in hardline leadership remaining in Iran and no meaningful impact on their nuclear program. A likely moral and strategic disaster.

01.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2047    πŸ” 653    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 33

Send your children, Donkey.

And include every Billionaire too!

01.03.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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CIA closely watched Khamenei for months before fatal strikes in Iran | CNN Politics For months, Israeli and American intelligence agencies β€” including the CIA β€” had been secretly watching Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei for just the right moment.

www.cnn.com/2026/03/01/p...

Funny how Donkey follows the Intel when it comes to killing brown people but it's fake when they tell him Putin is bad!?

01.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All due respect Captain, we caused that.

Iran is all our doing.

Even George Bush dropped the ball when the moderates had power in Iran and turned down their offer to help track Al-Quaida.

And there was this guy we installed call Shah Reza Palevi...

01.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for her and Steve, you're just a douche and women can see that from miles away.

01.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OMAN FM: Iran agreed to zero enriched uranium stockpiling, hours later Trump & Bibi attacked them πŸ€”

01.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1661    πŸ” 733    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 31
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Does anybody remember when our troops were shelled and reported head injuries while Donkey was in office before?

What was his response?

And he was butt-hurt because another soldier was killed and his widow didn't want anything to do with the Draft-Dodging coward?!

That's who you're dealing with.

01.03.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many innocent deaths in Iran, Dubai, the UAE are necessary to shield this animal (Trump) from justice?

01.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

And his sons!

Along with every serving member of the Congress and the Senate and their service age children

Add all of the 800 Billionaires who claim the US and their home children too!

01.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you load a submarine (90 day load out) with "healthy" options?

Not sure if they make organic no. 10 cans of veggies?

And frozen stores???

Ignorance is bliss with these MoFos.

I've had the all potato meal with unleavened bread and orange marmalade.

So pack sand RFK jr.

01.03.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From a privileged guy, who knows nothing about the military and has never served.

Given that the average age of a soldier, sailor or marine is 19, where do you think they eat, you fool.

Not the mess hall, if they can afford it!

01.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0