Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars

I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

don't wanna get in trouble so lets just say i'd like a chance to "crust" david frum's "bread" open with a "dough" bar so bad the "flour" is slippery with "grains" and you'll "knead" at "yeast" a "whole wheat" to scrape "challah" the bits into a pile and "baguette" up. for his "roll" in the Iraq war

Mario is Molting

The only way this could backfire is if the opposition party really loves proceduralism and following rules

I Saw the TV Glow

"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE

🎵Baby Bovino in the deep blue sea🎵

Seeming like the latter

She just wants peace

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bookmarking this post so I can subtweet it in 150 years

Most of them, I think

"And then they have a big lingerie pillow fight"

Well shit, now what?

Knew who this post was about before I finished the second line

That's not fair, here's a more flattering angle

It's the cowardice that disgusts me most in the end, how it all boils down to the wealthy and white security obsession, and on an even deeper level rejection and refusal to tolerate any negative emotion without making it someone else's problem immediately

Why are you starting arguments with random people on the internet? You lonely, buddy?

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked

rip homniegh see u on the other side

We need to pass a law making them stop selling guns with PvP enabled instead of PvE

He sucked

Grits or GTFO

Amazing game

It's not often that I'm bothered by the fact that like 3 of my followers on here are real but I genuinely wish I could talk to someone about this

Has someone done this yet? Popped into my head immediately

CHRIS CUOMO (doing his new Mustache Man character): oooOOooh MY what a DELICIOUS distinction mr. dershowitz, please DO go on

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.