feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance

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While walking home last night, Sarah and I walked past some kids breakdancing in a park near our house. And only now do I realize that I should have gone up to them and said in my best Australian accent, "G'day fellow kids! Mind if I joined your circle?" and then proceed to dance like RayGun.

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Space Ghost Coast to Coast was my introduction to absurd TV and George Lowe was an integral part of it as the titular character. The episodes are still hilariou (I'm already in the middle of a re-watch), and I would recommend to anybody who likes Adult Swim shows or Monty Python and things like that

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That's not what she said when I was tashen your mother around last night!

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💀 @sarahoc.bsky.social

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Detail of map of Germantown, Ohio, showing the location of a "Pretzel Festival Veternas Memorial Playground" due to two events mixing together, presumably

Bloody hell, how rough are your Pretzel Festivals in Ohio?

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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

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sometimes when i go jogging i like to listen to a portable cd player so people think i’ve been running for 20 years

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