@sparkymarky1973.bsky.social
Chef, writer of dark and extreme horror fiction, movie lover. Most recently the author of The Tape House, Blowfly, and Fear of the Dark 2. Proud member of The 37 Club. Find my blog, Miss Muppet ate my hamster here: https://markwoodsauthor.substack.com/
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My latest blog post #adhd #neurodivergent
Seriously. Is there any show currently on tv better than #slowhorses?
Roll on season 6โฆ
There simply arenโt enough words to describe how much I love this show!!!!
I agree on some points, but I actually enjoyed it more than I thought I would and gave it a solid 8/10
27.11.2025 17:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm
Not a big fan of musicals per se, but I love Sweeny Todd, Little shop of horrors, and Cabaret.
Thatโs about my benchmark
We DONโT want another incident like Babysitter 2 - the first being lots of fun, the second one ending up being a hot mess.
27.11.2025 12:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I DID rewatch Netflixโs Troll the other night, for the third time I might add, and still really enjoyed it ahead of Troll 2 coming on December 1st.
Have my reservations about the next one though, as it looks like it might be a riff on Godzilla vs kong, but hoping itโs as much fun as the first.
There wasnโt even really any songs that were memorable or that you could sing along to. The whole thing just felt a bit like a whole lot of nothing, and didnโt really work for me at all.
27.11.2025 12:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So, watched the first Wicked last night and thatโs 2 1/2 hours Iโm never ever getting back. Itโs an interesting take on The Wizard Of Oz, but if you took out all the singing and trimmed the fluff at the beginning, it would be a much shorter film. (And yes, I DO know itโs a musical!)
27.11.2025 12:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm just going in to do my business, then leave.
I have no interest absolutely in what genitalia you have or havenโt got.
Chances are weโre never going to see each other again, so itโs no business of mine.
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Iโm just sat here wondering who watches these remakes
Did anyone ever actually ask for Disney live-action remakes? I mean, IS there actually any demand for them or is it just a cash-grab?
21.11.2025 11:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0m.youtube.com/watch?v=faiT...
The new Rรธry single is arguably her best to date. Both the song and the video are absolutely faultless as always.
Itโs sad that we even need to say this out loud
20.11.2025 09:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One of the few constants though.
Death and taxes.
As a neurodivergent, masking is a big thing we do all the time. Dropping them is ALWAYS scary. And this whole theme - seeing what lies beneath - is such a scary concept. I love it!
19.11.2025 23:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We met because of our shared love of Rรธryโs music, but in just a few short months weโve bonded and become so much more. We are now all so close like family, and you know what? I didnโt even realise I was missing a group of friends like them? But my life is so much better with them in it.
19.11.2025 23:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One of my #37club besties said today to me โhow do you not know youโre neurodivergent?โ And you know what? Never felt more seen, like she just validated everything Iโve ever suspected and like she was surprised I didnโt know.
Which is exactly why this bunch that I only met in March are my ppl.
In love with this cover - gives off very spooky vibes!
19.11.2025 22:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0#HorrorWritersChat!
A trailer I made for my latest releaseโฆ
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Most of my male characters are afraid of not being in control, so go to extra effort to reassert control over the situations they find themselves in, often making things even worse.
Whereas the female characters are often more rational
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My male characters often mistakenly think theyโre the superior gender, when a lot of times it turns out the women are the mentally stronger. Because of all the extra shit they have to deal with that men take for granted. Like being able to walk safely alone at night without fear
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Because my male characters so often want to do the right thing, they are almost always easily manipulated; blinded by their own hubris.
One of my ongoing themes I explore a lot in my work is how man is often ultimately more of a threat than any monster they help create.
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Mark Woods,uk horror writer, and the one quality that defines all my male characters is determination. Determination to do what they think is the right thing, even if that determination is often misguided.
Ultimately itโs what damns us all - no-one ever thinks theyโre the bad guy
#vss365 Youโve always got #options. Even when life feels hopeless and you feel like thereโs only one way out, it doesnโt need to be. Thereโs always a choice. You just need to have hope. That tomorrow will be better. You donโt know what tomorrow will bring and if you choose to go, you never will.
19.11.2025 09:20 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Meeting my #37club besties (well, a few of them) for secret Santa.
#XmasStarWarsjumper is appropriate attire, right?
My wife is watching #imacelebrity and itโs ironic, Ruby Wax has had so much work done her face now looks like itโs melted wax.
18.11.2025 21:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Told ya.
Iโve seen it twice now and loved it both times
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Their #goal was to travel to the far reaches of the universe and converse with alien civilisations, unfortunately the aliens were not so keen and destroyed their ship the moment it first entered orbit.
โBloody humans,โ said one alien.
โParasites,โ said the other, and the first alien nodded.