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Chef, writer of dark and extreme horror fiction, movie lover. Most recently the author of The Tape House, Blowfly, and Fear of the Dark 2. Proud member of The 37 Club. Find my blog, Miss Muppet ate my hamster here: https://markwoodsauthor.substack.com/

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ADHD or not ADHD, that is the questionโ€ฆ So, recently Iโ€™m out having lunch with a few friends - weโ€™d all arranged to get together to exchange gifts for a little Secret Santa that weโ€™d organised between us - when out of the blue, deep into a ...

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My latest blog post #adhd #neurodivergent

29.11.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the words `` but they are my losers '' . ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the words `` but they are my losers '' .
28.11.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. Is there any show currently on tv better than #slowhorses?
Roll on season 6โ€ฆ
There simply arenโ€™t enough words to describe how much I love this show!!!!

28.11.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree on some points, but I actually enjoyed it more than I thought I would and gave it a solid 8/10

27.11.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m
Not a big fan of musicals per se, but I love Sweeny Todd, Little shop of horrors, and Cabaret.
Thatโ€™s about my benchmark

27.11.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We DONโ€™T want another incident like Babysitter 2 - the first being lots of fun, the second one ending up being a hot mess.

27.11.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I DID rewatch Netflixโ€™s Troll the other night, for the third time I might add, and still really enjoyed it ahead of Troll 2 coming on December 1st.
Have my reservations about the next one though, as it looks like it might be a riff on Godzilla vs kong, but hoping itโ€™s as much fun as the first.

27.11.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There wasnโ€™t even really any songs that were memorable or that you could sing along to. The whole thing just felt a bit like a whole lot of nothing, and didnโ€™t really work for me at all.

27.11.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, watched the first Wicked last night and thatโ€™s 2 1/2 hours Iโ€™m never ever getting back. Itโ€™s an interesting take on The Wizard Of Oz, but if you took out all the singing and trimmed the fluff at the beginning, it would be a much shorter film. (And yes, I DO know itโ€™s a musical!)

27.11.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just going in to do my business, then leave.
I have no interest absolutely in what genitalia you have or havenโ€™t got.
Chances are weโ€™re never going to see each other again, so itโ€™s no business of mine.

22.11.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I know, right?
Iโ€™m just sat here wondering who watches these remakes

21.11.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did anyone ever actually ask for Disney live-action remakes? I mean, IS there actually any demand for them or is it just a cash-grab?

21.11.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rร˜RY - DEAD GIRL WALKING
YouTube video by Rร˜RY Rร˜RY - DEAD GIRL WALKING

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The new Rรธry single is arguably her best to date. Both the song and the video are absolutely faultless as always.

20.11.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s sad that we even need to say this out loud

20.11.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the few constants though.
Death and taxes.

19.11.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a neurodivergent, masking is a big thing we do all the time. Dropping them is ALWAYS scary. And this whole theme - seeing what lies beneath - is such a scary concept. I love it!

19.11.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We met because of our shared love of Rรธryโ€™s music, but in just a few short months weโ€™ve bonded and become so much more. We are now all so close like family, and you know what? I didnโ€™t even realise I was missing a group of friends like them? But my life is so much better with them in it.

19.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my #37club besties said today to me โ€œhow do you not know youโ€™re neurodivergent?โ€ And you know what? Never felt more seen, like she just validated everything Iโ€™ve ever suspected and like she was surprised I didnโ€™t know.
Which is exactly why this bunch that I only met in March are my ppl.

19.11.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In love with this cover - gives off very spooky vibes!

19.11.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#HorrorWritersChat!
A trailer I made for my latest releaseโ€ฆ

19.11.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#HorrorWritersChat!
Most of my male characters are afraid of not being in control, so go to extra effort to reassert control over the situations they find themselves in, often making things even worse.
Whereas the female characters are often more rational

19.11.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#HorrorWritersChat!
My male characters often mistakenly think theyโ€™re the superior gender, when a lot of times it turns out the women are the mentally stronger. Because of all the extra shit they have to deal with that men take for granted. Like being able to walk safely alone at night without fear

19.11.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#HorrorWritersChat!
Because my male characters so often want to do the right thing, they are almost always easily manipulated; blinded by their own hubris.
One of my ongoing themes I explore a lot in my work is how man is often ultimately more of a threat than any monster they help create.

19.11.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#HorrorWritersChat!
Mark Woods,uk horror writer, and the one quality that defines all my male characters is determination. Determination to do what they think is the right thing, even if that determination is often misguided.
Ultimately itโ€™s what damns us all - no-one ever thinks theyโ€™re the bad guy

19.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#vss365 Youโ€™ve always got #options. Even when life feels hopeless and you feel like thereโ€™s only one way out, it doesnโ€™t need to be. Thereโ€™s always a choice. You just need to have hope. That tomorrow will be better. You donโ€™t know what tomorrow will bring and if you choose to go, you never will.

19.11.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meeting my #37club besties (well, a few of them) for secret Santa.
#XmasStarWarsjumper is appropriate attire, right?

19.11.2025 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife is watching #imacelebrity and itโ€™s ironic, Ruby Wax has had so much work done her face now looks like itโ€™s melted wax.

18.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Told ya.
Iโ€™ve seen it twice now and loved it both times

18.11.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#vss365
Their #goal was to travel to the far reaches of the universe and converse with alien civilisations, unfortunately the aliens were not so keen and destroyed their ship the moment it first entered orbit.
โ€œBloody humans,โ€ said one alien.
โ€œParasites,โ€ said the other, and the first alien nodded.

18.11.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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