Anissa

Repping the Super Bowl winning Seattle Seahawks in Paris

Excuse me, tiny little mozzarella tomato pesto treat. Who gave you permission to be so cute?

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Oh Matt. You sweet summer child. That only makes it worse!

It’s so hard though

The face of a woman who made her flight and is not at all drunk why do you ask

They boarded crazy early and there was no one at my gate when I got there, but I somehow made my flight and an agent told me my hair was “to die for” and another agent was laughing her ass off at me because I kept trying to scan my passport when they were clearly telling me to scan my boarding pass

Everything is AMAZING. My truffle edamame dumplings in miso broth might have changed my life?

This will also help me sober up. The universe provides 🫡

Omg I told the waiter this was a gift from my company for my anniversary and he brought me this 🥰

The last time I got drunk at an airport before boarding I engaged in some light sexting. Pray for your girl to stay normal 🙏

I’m doing it. I’m eating the lychee.

BREAKING: we’ve moved from Aperol spritzes to lychee martinis

I feel ridiculously privileged right now but it’s mostly because I get to visit my beloved nieces and we have a week of hiking and lounging and laughing planned, and I get to the opportunity to unplug and touch literal grass during all of this

Flying Delta One with help from a gift card my company gave me for my 20th anniversary. This is the fanciest lounge I have ever been to in my life

Shanthi took me to the airport to fly to France today 💕

And we realized she also took me to the airport to fly to France the day after the US started a previous war in March 2003.

What is up with me flying to France the day after our dumb asses start wars?

I listened to that this morning and immediately emailed them about it. Thanks for looking out hustle 🫡

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Parmesan drop biscuity vegetable pot pie situation over here

please don't get blown away! (getting blown is ok)

Today was a rough one.

But the hot tub guy came today and topped her off with water and balanced her chemistries and now everything is ok.

The nation's largest HR professional org posted this AI slop to celebrate Black History Month on LinkedIn. I really worry that in 10 years, a majority of the population will legitimately believe it's normal to have 17 fingers.

New plan-

ok well now that AI can pretend to be fed up with me for being too horny i might get into it

But also also, all the proceeds from this sale will go to charity because Paul Allen was a way better man than a thousand Jerry Jones or John Maras??

The Seahawks going up for sale is so weird. Like, I want our team to be worth a million trillion dollars because we are so special and perfect? But also, capitalism is insane and this amount of money is evil?

They don’t deserve you!

I’m honestly very live and let live and forgiving. I was still friendly with an ex who hooked up with my friend while we were together! But coming onto MY page, UNINVITED, to gloat after the Seahawks lose the superbowl?

I hope he has a persistent and unfixable mold issue in his basement forever

This just reminded me that right after SB49, a situationship who lived in Boston commented on my page to rub it in and I immediately blocked him everywhere. To this day I have not interacted with him again (even tho he’s best friends with one of my best friend’s husbands)

I hope he’s miserable.

Yes!! ❤️