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@jakeyduves.bsky.social

Bud Bowl ‘94 MVP, financial advisor, big hat.

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Here’s my big review about the Royal Rumble. There wasn’t really anything to do with monarchy, but they definitely rumbled there. So I give it a 5 out of 10.

02.02.2025 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Normally I think pretzels are a dog shit snack but these lil babies are scrumptious. Now pay me Town House. Pay me $1,439,274.67.

01.02.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a self-taught karate master and nunchuck owner, I can say with the utmost confidence that the worst way to die is to have the room temperature at less than 68 degrees when I check into your hotel.

31.01.2025 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

responding to all the dm bots with a gif of mc lovin saying "I have a boner" !!!!!! To own them !!!!

17.01.2025 15:33 — 👍 2623    🔁 148    💬 26    📌 4
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Working on a sequel to Lawnmower Man, but this one stays true to Stephen King's intent for the movie: a half-man half-lawnmower's dream to open his own hot dog franchise.

28.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This belt would be a cool thing to throw up on.

25.01.2025 13:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a self-taught karate master and nunchuck owner, I can say with the utmost confidence that the worst way to die is to eat the last of my triscuits and let me find out about it.

24.01.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Invent America Contest Winners | Smithsonian Institution

I entered this and unfortunately the “Belt Pencil Holder” came in last place so it was not featured at this groundbreaking exhibit. www.si.edu/exhibitions/...

24.01.2025 10:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i don't care what any one says to me but if you are rude to my friends or my acquaintances you should spend 1000 years in the shame dimension. do not spit on the gift of the breath of life into your meat body. do not shame your very being. be nice to them

21.01.2025 23:56 — 👍 376    🔁 40    💬 10    📌 1
A SKELATAN CROUCHIN DOWN WITH THERE TORCH READY TO TELL THE DAMB ZOOMER'S HOW THING'S USED TO BE , AND WHY THEY SUCKED AND THAT ITS POSSIBLE TO CHANGE!!! ASK A SCIETIST WHY THERE AINT A HOLE IN THE OZONE ANY MORE, IM PRETY SURE HTEY FIXED THAT, BUT THATS WHY YOU GOTA ASK ONT OF THEM BECAUSE I DONT FUCKEN KNOW ,ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS "YOUR AFRAID OF MICRO PLASTICS? WE GREW UP RIDING IN THE BACK OF STATION WAGONS WITH NO SEAT BELTS WITH ADULTS CHAIN SMOKEN CIG'S WITH THE WINDOS ROLLED UP AND WHEN WE GOT HOME THEY WOULD SPANK US ,IT SUCKED ASS, ALOT OF US WERE PERMATENTLY HARMED, YOUR RIGHT TO WANT A BETTER WORLD MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATAN CROUCHIN DOWN WITH THERE TORCH READY TO TELL THE DAMB ZOOMER'S HOW THING'S USED TO BE , AND WHY THEY SUCKED AND THAT ITS POSSIBLE TO CHANGE!!! ASK A SCIETIST WHY THERE AINT A HOLE IN THE OZONE ANY MORE, IM PRETY SURE HTEY FIXED THAT, BUT THATS WHY YOU GOTA ASK ONT OF THEM BECAUSE I DONT FUCKEN KNOW ,ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS "YOUR AFRAID OF MICRO PLASTICS? WE GREW UP RIDING IN THE BACK OF STATION WAGONS WITH NO SEAT BELTS WITH ADULTS CHAIN SMOKEN CIG'S WITH THE WINDOS ROLLED UP AND WHEN WE GOT HOME THEY WOULD SPANK US ,IT SUCKED ASS, ALOT OF US WERE PERMATENTLY HARMED, YOUR RIGHT TO WANT A BETTER WORLD MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LISTEN UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

25.11.2024 20:31 — 👍 625    🔁 136    💬 0    📌 7

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