that one friend that‘s too homoerotic

being a cat must be so weird because you just get picked up and put down in a new place

fortunately or unfortunately, being known is an inescapable facet of love.

come on duo mobile you know it‘s me

whatever dude

infinity nikki but we arent on speaking terms right now

my life’s purpose is actually to be that guy at the bonfire who keeps a big stick to prod the fire and makes it their sole mission to keep the fire going

when the species name is the same as its genus name, that‘s how you know that species is the it girl

my lotion said to „apply liberally“ so i through it away because im not a sissy liberal. #Tump2025

please retweet if you have the greediest cat on planet earth

INFINITY NIKKI

i had a dream i met abby lee miller and she was transphobic and misgendered me

i love tits, boobies, swallows, pigeons, doves, waterfowl, corvids, cardinals, hummingbirds, etc

if you aren‘t including disabled people in your activism- accessible spaces, sign interpreters for speeches, masking for the safety of immunocompromised people- you are doing it wrong.

if genocide is an afterthought to you while protesting, you. are. doing. it. wrong.

#HandsOff

maybe i’m just a lover. maybe i was put on this earth to love. what then

im sorry but nothing makes me more puritan than seeing someone walk around with huge vibrant hickeys on their neck. turtlenecks can be fashionable if you try hard enough

cleaned my floors

why is everyone always doing an ironic bit? why dont we all just be ourselves… peace and love…

i‘d add something about how the more hopeless a situation is, the tighter people will hold onto even the slightest bit of hope for something better , but i thought of it too late

it‘s so exhausting. #squidgame #squidgame2

be prepared for trump to take credit for „saving tiktok“ and use that to bolster his image by the way

this is my favorite thing to come out of the xiaohongshu migration so far
#rednote #xiaohongshu #littleredbook

what if instead of stephen king he were stephen freak, and instead of the shining it were the touching. and instead of it it were jorking it

a pretty princess // #cat #cats

i dont feel forced to not be racist, sexist, or homophobic. i just choose to be a nice person. think about why you‘re so offended by the idea of being respectful to other people.

i‘d rather be „politically correct“ than make someone feel uncomfortable, unsafe, and unwelcome. it‘s not about „wokeness“, it‘s about empathy. if you cant comprehend the idea of making small changes to your behavior to make others more comfortable, you may have a personal issue.

you can’t demand a service be available to you 24/7 then disrespect the people who provide that service by demanding they get paid too little to live.
you benefit from a service but believe that being in the position of providing that service is a personal moral failure? you‘re an asshole.

“no one wants to work anymore”

“if we raise minimum wage, everyone will want that job”

isn‘t that what you wanted?

please look at my friend‘s vaporeon collection
„The bootlegs are loved as family“

ice spice if she sang a christmas song: last christmas i gave you my fart