Ali B just sayin alipallib - Bluesky Statics

War crimes don't hide sex crimes.
Just sayin.

03.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
Just sayin.

03.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought Iran's nuclear capacity was obliterated in August?
It grew back faster than Trumps ear.
Just sayin

01.03.2026 23:59 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Tommy has been around since June.
His job is to make sure that Americans are safe from Iranian sleeper cells within America who may launch retaliatory terrorist attacks within the country.

01.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mike Johnson announced that male Republicans neutered by Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms without a hall pass from Nancy Mace.

01.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/alip...

01.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I guess Trump got bored of peace.
Just sayin

01.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is now a good time to remind y'all?

01.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

If Hillary's deposition over the next two days gets Donald locked up, I may not ever stop laughing.
Just sayin.

26.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

I kinda hope MTG breaks in and yells at him.

24.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman wearing a purple tank top is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a woman wearing a purple tank top is smiling and looking at the camera .

23.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reminds me of Bob Dylan.

23.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There's always highlights on YouTube, I suppose.

22.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having given this more thought. All men living in America are also mandated to provide a DNA sample within the next 6 months.

22.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Since body autonomy is no longer a thing, going forward, all male infants must provide a DNA sample before their 2nd birthday, to be kept in a database for eternity. It will be easier to identify them if they rape someone, and we won't have to go through this shit again.
Just sayin.

18.02.2026 13:25 — 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Just sayin

18.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The squat at the end is also pretty impressive.

16.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm good with crusts as long as the mayo is spread right to the edges.

16.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Damn right

16.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just sayin

14.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Those files are a geopolitical land mine. They include world leaders, royalty, and the richest, most powerful men in the world. We won't get a list until they're all dead and gone.
Just sayin

10.02.2026 13:16 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna tell the kids this was Kid Rock's back up dancer.

(p.s. Why ya got me blocked over at the other place? Was it something I said? I loved seeing your posts)

08.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back up dancers at Kid Rocks half time show.
Just sayin.

08.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 2