Goddess of Chaos

*wakes up in a cold sweat* What if this IS my circus? What is those ARE my monkeys?

07.12.2024 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alexa’s poll of the day asked whether I was a caller or a texter, then told me that 22% of people are callers. I’m going to need more information - like specifically who they are, so I can avoid becoming friends with them.

01.12.2024 09:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looked at so many different fonts for wedding stuff that the letters of my own name no longer have meaning to me. And I still haven’t picked one… #weddingplanning

30.11.2024 15:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is one of the most dark and twisted things I’ve ever read. I also loved it. #horrornovels #otsuichi

23.11.2024 20:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We already got a new kettle, today we got a combined microwave/air fryer and tomorrow we’re picking up a new recycling bin. Shit getting pretty crazy up in here.

23.11.2024 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The snow is making it clear how often the neighbour kids run across our front garden. I guess I’m approaching that defining moment when I actually start shouting “Get off my lawn!”

22.11.2024 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not saying we’re boring, middle-aged suburbanites, but we got pretty damn excited about our new kettle earlier. Thinking of getting recycling bins on Saturday, but that might be a bit much for one week.

21.11.2024 21:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So if I’m understanding correctly, #thanksgiving is a traditional holiday where American argue over politics and insult each other’s lifestyles? Seems weird, but if that’s what you guys enjoy *shrugs*

21.11.2024 10:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Autocorrect just changed “buy bouquet” to “butt bouquet”. I’m not sure what a butt bouquet would be and frankly I don’t want to find out.

21.11.2024 09:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A snowy back garden

And so it begins…

20.11.2024 10:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field

From 15C to -3C in just a few days. Winter has not so much arrived as run up and slapped us vigorously about the face.

19.11.2024 09:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0