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It comes in other shades…

19.02.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Big Primetime πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

18.02.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 40

Hopefully a therapist and a reality check

18.02.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
08.02.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Her singing β€œRasheeda got bags, her husband’s a girl” is my favorite

08.02.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know why I want a white couch because I’m actually worse than a child but I keep looking at them.

08.02.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blue ate em up!

07.02.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 396    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 25
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a man wearing a wig and headphones sits in front of a laptop that says tony talks ALT: a man wearing a wig and headphones sits in front of a laptop that says tony talks

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Me

07.02.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I stopped taking you serious you when you tweeted Jordan Peele was cute 😐

07.02.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
Author's son sleeping on his dad's chest, looking angelic.

Author's son sleeping on his dad's chest, looking angelic.

I'm hungry and need to get up and cook but my favorite boy is knocked out on my shoulder and i know i don't have too many of these days left so ima just lay here hungry and enjoy being his dad.

08.02.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 458    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 5

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

02.02.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG a reformed floozy! πŸ’€πŸ’€

02.02.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They used to be so down bad! SWV begging asses on You’re the One makes me sick to my stomach! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

02.02.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turning on a show I wanted to watch😭

01.02.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf is that Dallas Mavericks trade lol?!

02.02.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody thought Shams got hacked πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

02.02.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get in loser, OMWTFYB.

01.02.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

The β€œticket” in question is a one way to the insane asylum .. just a FYI.

31.01.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Me and who hours

31.01.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Matlock byke

31.01.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black people be the main ones hollerin my attorney this and that but don’t EEEM be listening to them with they hard headed ass πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

29.01.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in this store and they’re playing a live version of Fallin and I dam near want to write a bad google review. OMG

28.01.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with his hands . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with his hands .

If I get added to one more slack channel……….

28.01.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ain’t nothing like being happy a worrisome mf ain’t at work and then they show up smh.

28.01.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is nuts 😭😭😭😭😭😭

28.01.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No one is physically stopping you from going down to Target and getting the Hair Pick cutting board or three pack pop tart. I promise no one is gonna jump you. We get it babes you arent going to boycott. 😭

People saying they dont want to spend their money there should not piss yall off this bad.

28.01.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now why that had to be added to the description πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† I just know this about to be stupid smh

28.01.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buckets got an ego on him bby.
But he's absolutely one of the funniest mfers in the league lololol.

27.01.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Chile smh

28.01.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good evening from lil ole me πŸ₯°

27.01.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6