Zdarlight, Friend of Eggbug

Ohhhh

YOU CAN FIGHT ICE BY ANNOYING THEM - MESS UP THEIR FOOD/DRINK ORDERS - LOSE THEIR TICKETS/RESERVATIONS - OVERTIGHTEN LUG NUTS, STRIP SPARK PLUGS - GIVE THEM INCORRECT BUT REAL-SOUNDING INFORMATION - RECORD THEM WITH YOUR PHONES - DISRUPT THEM WITH LOUD NOISES (CAR ALARMS, MUSIC, BANGING METAL) AND BRIGHT LIGHTS (FLASHLIGHTS, HEADLIGHTS) - SHAME THEM Fuck yeah THE FASCISTS WANT COMPLACENCY. DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM. Fuck them White supremacist IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE «MISTAKES"

Monkey wrenching is such an under appreciated form of protest

Mood. I feel like at least once a month I'm like "y'know going and becoming a forest hermit feels disturbingly appealing right now."

Hey Hora did you know you're hot?

Pocket the Street Alchemist is doing numbers over on Tumblr for some reason, so here you go Bluesky! I hope you enjoy this dumb moment from a lil weirdo NPC I introduced in my D&D campaign a while back!
#kobold #comic #doodle

I got to recommend the movie for our couples dinner this week. I didn't know it was going to make me bawl as much as it did.

🎨: @potionbag.bsky.social

No ones really sure why they keep that one stripper around after they got so fat. maybe it was pity, maybe she secretly owned the place.

Whatever, there are plenty other prettier or more handsome strippers.

Who would possibly want to be food for the fattest one?

the effects of eating moots

rabbits,,,,,

It's tough between rabbits and deer for me. Something about taking a quintessential prey species and making them a pred,,,,,,

For anyone who needs it 🩵

and will 💜

you're so right Rufus should digest me,,

a thing I love about Charizard is that it doesn't just like being fat. it's proud of it. Calling them fatass? a compliment.

their stuffed belly reaching the ground is simply a natural part of the cycle that every zard aspires to. seeing a fatter Pokémon? just a challenge.

ah.. be a braggart zard~

How to properly wobble a sni!
Welcome to @kingkohwik.bsky.social's palace. You have been chose to serve as the small sni's servant.

FYI: Although Miles is showing you how to properly wobble the sni he will still #vore you if he catches you touching him. He hates sharing

#serperior #Pokémon #snivy

drippy, fat, smoochable

Public transport carries all kinds of furs even the heaviest of them
@kyntak.bsky.social

Content: non-lewd macro.

For @shardartel.bsky.social

#furry #furryart #macrofur #astronomical #astronomicalmacro #macro #growth #fat #belly #paws #feet #planet #kitsune #fox #male #animation #animated

Am wife can confirm

Extremely true and good to hold onto

#MacroMarch #Vore #Digestion

"This just in, a new macro just grew in the middle of the city and has devoured the other rampaging macros!"

"We can hear his stomach from up here!"

OH I remember this one! It's real good for sure!!

No I'm pretty sure this is the true ending

Macro march... <3

[look at maw]

[look at throat]

[look at stomach]

[look at dragon]

[look at dragon]

[look at dragon]

Aww so cute!! I love this 😭