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Cycled over the golden gate in the fog; would recommend

I have heard differently but the doctor in question isn’t here to contest it

ramming my head into a plastic scale model of a ruined church to compound my victories

buying toy soldiers with my class war loot, compounding my victories

really out of character for that dude

I’m reminded of a heated debate i had with someone about whether or not you should inspect the paper after each wipe to know if you needed another wipe

Update: actually they were heads of lettuce, language barrier.

Standing in the middle a cobblestoned road on a sunday afternoon holding more carrots than will feasibly fit in my bike’s basket (they refused to sell me less) haggling over the heads of my enemies as if they were lettuce

I still think the ‘youtube turnaround’ re: toxicity is a great result and an example for other platforms to emulate

Freezers are just full of ice eventually, nothing you can do about it

They call this the ‘one adjective problem’ and it is the subject of much debate in the corridors of power