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YEAH!!! FUCK THE PATRIARCHY NANCY!!!!!

THY END IS NOW

ALL Deadlock Winter Hero Skins!🎅

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WHO ARE YOU????

I’ve never come across such a good but MENTALLY EXHAUSTING book in my life.

Spain to enshrine gay marriage and abortion rights into its constitution so 'they cannot be undone in the future' - Olive Press News Spain PRIME Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain's constitution so they 'can never be undone'. The left-wing PSOE

BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain’s constitution so they “can never be undone.”

The Ark has the trademark Robotnik face! #SonicNews

Genuinely surprised this is the first time we're seeing this in marketing material.

I can't be the only one who thought about this

Damn, this shit is ass

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a man is sitting in a chair grimacing, his brow furrowed. "What's that smell?" he exclaims. He looks up at the walls of his house, which are bleeding, and, exasperatedly says "oh great my house died." He begins angrily kicking the wall and says "that's just perfect" The house is now bleeding profusely, especially from the hole that he kicked in it. "Stupid house was supposed to have another three years on it." The wall of the house lets out a faint scream "eeeeeeeeeeeeee", revealing that it is not fully dead yet and has a little life in it still. "Oh good," the man says. "It's screaming. Guess I'll have to get my gun."

What's That Smell (rerun)

man runs thru field: HA HA HA man sniffs flower: SNIFFF *huge flower person runs up to bent over man* flower man: HA HA flower man sniffs man's butthole: SNIFFF

How hard could it be to automate an imbecile that does nothing!?

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A tweet from Vivek Ramaswamy where he says "The real 'threat to our democracy' is the unelected federal bureaucracy."

BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy confirms he is a threat to our Democracy

Keep dreaming

Two women are in a lesbian bar. one says “hey shawty, wanna get out of here and wriggle our bodies on top of each other until we’re kind of horny but not enough to actually have sex?” the other woman sighs and begrudgingly responds “yeah, that would be sick as hell”

#comic #comics

He loves us too much

My hubby is doing the SF6 character creator thing but on a fucking furry porn game

Good morning 😊