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Lewis Spears

@lewspears.bsky.social

Stand up comic. Silver tongue. Iron jaw πŸ’€ Love a bit of chaos. πŸ”₯ Australia’s only podcast Spearhead Sundays, every Sunday πŸ”½πŸŽ« Request me in your city πŸŽ«πŸ”½ lewspears.com

364 Followers  |  11 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 23.10.2024
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Post image 07.12.2024 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning

04.12.2024 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t know who needs to hear this but an Alpha Male does not get 15 women around a table to call them whores for a podcast, he’s just a guy who’s married and has kids.

04.12.2024 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
TikTok's Clean Girl Must Be Stopped
YouTube video by Lewis Spears TikTok's Clean Girl Must Be Stopped

***NewLewReview***
TikTok's Clean Girl Must Be Stopped
WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb2x...

02.12.2024 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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92 women killed in Australia this year
3 yesterday.
Only men can stop this.

01.12.2024 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss when Black Friday was for huddling around the family PC to watch security cam footage of Walmart stampedes

30.11.2024 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What kangaroo steak does to a man

30.11.2024 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After a surgery I was on pain medicine for a while and every now and then I would hear a woman call my name.

I was the only person in the house.
I chalked it up to the meds but once I was off them, I still heard the voice
For weeks

Anyway, turns out both me and the neighbours dog are called Lewis

20.11.2024 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spearhead Sundays is here
Johnny Somali Can't Escape South Korea
WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dyr...
Also in this ep, I finally solved the huge problem with my awful cat, Bonnie Blue getting BANNED from Australia, why high performing OF models aren't normal and Australia banning kids from the net

17.11.2024 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, this one was a pretty good watch

16.11.2024 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No idea HOW he got in the bathroom, which had no open windows or doors but, found a huge grasshopper on my toothbrush this morning

14.11.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How is Mr Beast allowed to post this stuff?

13.11.2024 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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New Mr Beast video is crazy

13.11.2024 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Me and my magpie mates #birds

13.11.2024 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge reason yeah

12.11.2024 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning

12.11.2024 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

been here a week and haven't seen a single person die on my feed. so far so good

12.11.2024 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Adin Ross and the Nelk Boys got thanked during a presidential acceptance speech LMAO FAKE COUNTRY!!!!!

07.11.2024 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least for England the royals are a tourist attraction that prints money
For Australia?
They’re just unattractive tourists printed on our money.

24.10.2024 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This elected politician was laughed at by the Queen and removed from parliament, (a place she was voted to serve in) by the Kings guards, while half the country watched this medieval charade and asked themselves, "What do these inbred freaks actually do for our country?"

24.10.2024 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

During his speech to parliament, King Charles was interrupted by senator Lidia Thorpe, who demanded that England return the skulls and bones of Indigenous Australians stolen by the British.

24.10.2024 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

King Sausage Fingers wandered around "his" colony like a landlord hoping the tenants would shut up about the black mold issue, (which is what Charles calls Indigenous people).

24.10.2024 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Queen Camilla meet with sexual violence advocates and feigned interest, hoping they wouldn't ask why Prince Andrew was invited to her coronation and why he’s still living at the royal lodge.

24.10.2024 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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King Charles is visiting australia to pretend to care about his subjects so we don’t grow a spine and remove their flag from ours.
The visit is going as expected:

24.10.2024 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"You are Not My King" Australian Senator Heckles King Charles and Queen Camilla
#ReelTalk #australia #royals

23.10.2024 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, I'm on Blue Sky. Let's see what this place is about

23.10.2024 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0