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Heart melted. 🫠❤️

Hangman Page vs Swerve Strickland in a Texas Death Match, Full Gear 2023 I think.

Right? Im still thinking about when Stat took a missed axe kick right into a pile of thumbtacks into her crotch.

Or Mox landing back first onto Spike from Copeland and it getting STUCK IN HIS BACK.

Or Swerve getting a needle in the face then having a chair broken over him from Hangman.

HELL YEAH, GIRL!!!

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Approved. But who did you play as the most in the game?

Trick question. It's a scene from an X-rated movie featuring Storm.

Hey @rjcity.bsky.social , when we going to get Weird Al on #HeyEW?

Evans was a rad Human Torch.

Reed: And not only could you kill yourself, but you could set fire to Earth's atmosphere and destroy all human life as we know it.

Storm: Got it. Supernova. Bad.
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It's like if you gave an old man's ballsack sentience, and it realized immediately that it no longer wants to be alive.

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.

He told kids to say their prayers, eat their vitamins- but forgot to mention the side of racism and fascist nostalgia.

Real American, huh?

Karma finally looked at his life and said, "Doesn't work for me, brother."

#WWE #HulkHogan #ProWrestling #IWC #RealAssclown

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Me after watching Hey EW, me before watching Hey EW.

"I've fucked up every wrestling promotion I've ever been a part of but let me tell you why the second most successful wrestling promotion in North America will fail for real this time."

God, he's such an asshat.

#AEW

I remember Zach talking about how he panicked in his spot with Lesnar when he had to gig on camera. He couldn't get it done right after a few tries while on the ground, and he knew the camera was about to be on him.

So he slashed his head and GUSHED blood.

Scared the shit out of me 🤣

YES! This is my all-time favourite 'shut-your-brain-off' game! The perfect amount of fun and gameplay loop that let you and your friends talk about whatever while still gaming and having fun.

Universal tour is just as good, if not better!

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If I had a nickel for every time Yoshi was my ride then jump off pad and die friend, I'd have soooo many nickels.

... sorry, Yosh.

I sometimes forget I can post on here about my etsy stuff. Whoops!

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25% off the whole store, or 50% if you get both the cards and book for D&D 5th Edition!

$15 Canadian each or $20 for both!

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(That's about $11 and $15 for you Americans!)

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#DnD #sale

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Nothing says 'Nintendo family game' like getting your multicolored dinosaurs to fight lava monsters and eat enough fruit that they trip balls, all in the name of saving the Super Happy Tree.

Rich for the nazis to claim that Superman was poisoning American children, when they themselves were obsessed with eugenics and the Übermensch- literally 'The Superman'.

I swear I thought I heard the hairdryer pop near the start.

That's my cowboy. That's my champion. ☝️

The biggest one of these for me was the Big Goron Sword in Ocarina of Time. Absolutely destroys half the game lmao

Tabarnak!!!

I was incapable of thinking about video game could be bad as a kid. I thought there were games i liked and games I didn't like.

The idea that accepting bad game could be made and sold was so foreign to me lmao

DUDE. I remember buying this as a kid because I LOVED Sub-Zero as a character! My brother was always Scorpion and said I wasn't allowed to play as him, so I always chose Sub-Zero.

My GOD this game was ass. Nice little speedbump in the history of Mortal Kombat, though!

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Dude... they can't be serious.