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Will that be Max Scherzer's last game pitching a baseball? Maybe!

Will he immediately scutter off into the woods, and we won't see him again until Cooperstown? Maybe!

Will he go into Cooperstown as a Toronto Blue Jay? Unlikely but possible!

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

Alex spots a baseball player and in disbelief, she clasps her hands to the sides of her face and says "WOW! Trey Yesavage! You're my hero!" Trey Yesavage points to himself with this thumb and nonchalantly states "I was born after 9/11. Alex's face rapidly ages, melting into a heap of loose skin and wrinkles. John Schneider grabs Yesaage by the shoulder and says "Kid, you gotta stop introducing yourself to people that way."

"We're gonna miss the subway" I hear another DomeFolk remark. Subway? I let out a chuckle. I remember subways. Conveyances of the Outside World. The DomeFolk do not need these outsider utilities. The Dome provides all.

I am not alright.

No.

A couple of idiots getting caught staring 💜
#tsukkiyama #haikyuu

Absolutely rancid takes from my severely messed up mental state: the mental leaps of switching between if I should get over the shame of asking my doctor about a GLP-1 and pondering if I need a pint of the hazelnut cardamom ice cream the place on the corner brought back this week

+ siobhan.diores 1d My 6 year olds been calling himself queer lately so l asked at bedtime what that means to him & he said "fancy and a little annoying" happy pride

he said we were fancy!

I love baseball

‘We come into this world alone, and we leave the same way, the time we spend in between ... time spent alive, sharing, learning ... together ... is all that makes life worth living.’

Marvel Girl AKA Jean Grey print 5x7 or 8x10. DM if interested.

#xmen #marvel #jeangrey

Does the SkyDome have a secret I came here with a group of family/friends and I’m already too tired to deal with them quiet zone? Asking for a friend etc let’s go Blue Jays

Painted image of artist Beauford Delaney, seen from the side, his eyes downturned, his white collar the only piece of his clothing visible

Georgia O'Keeffe's stunning portrait of fellow artist Beauford Delaney, from the collection of the National Portrait Gallery npg.si.edu/object/npg_N...

preview of a sticker of a cartoon tabby cat colored with a purple hue. it's sitting with its tail curled up. the caption reads "i do not think, therefore i do not am" with a blue/purple cloudy background

a wise cat once said "I do not think, therefore I do not am."

new sticker!

shop ➡️ mcapriglione.art

Bolts of Ghorman twill look an awful lot like a plain silk dupioni. Like at least give us a herringbone silk babes, you know SW is full of nerds #andor #andorwatch

They’re all Barbie, Ace is just Ken

facebook post with a collection of photos and video of a huge clutch of robin eggs and two adult robins squished together in the same nest: "I’ve had robins on my porch every year. This year has been quite interesting! On Sunday I found two eggs in the nest and by Tuesday afternoon there were 8 eggs! I had never seen that many. So I did a little bit of research and found out that 8 eggs means they were likely laid by two different females. So I set up a camera to see what would happen. And much to my surprise there are two females caring for the eggs. They are NOT happy to be sharing the nest. But they are stubborn and neither mother is willing to leave her eggs. I read that usually the robins are so territorial that one mother will leave. During the day they kick each other out of the nest taking turns sitting on the eggs. Then at night they both have such a strong instinct to sit on the eggs all night that they BOTH sit on the nest. One bird sits on the other. They fight and peck at each other constantly! Although they seem to have come to some sort of understanding and tolerate each other much better now. Here are some pictures and videos of these very stubborn and devoted mother robins. I can tell them apart by their markings by their eyes. And I can tell they are both females by the way the mothers settle onto the eggs and cover them with their brood patch. Have you ever seen two females sit on the nest at the same time!? St Thomas, Ontario Canada May 4, 2025"

one mother robin sits on top of the other mother robin in the same nest

the two robins face off in the nest at night

help I'm obsessed with the warring mother robins who unhappily share a nest

when i was young i was poor but after years of hard work i am no longer young

millennials realizing they're 38 years old

a man with long hair and a beard is saying stop saying things that i have done Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is saying stop saying things that i have done

Neil Gaiman right now:

Come for the AITA post - stay for the comment thread.
😂

Just my poor friends who follow me here for likes and anime now realizing April-?? is random baseball confusion haha you’re stuck with me (pls don’t leave)

Aaaand we’re going into extra innings hey Yariel Rodriguez

“Why are those guys in the penalty box?” will live forever 😹

Oops my bad, may have been Raleigh 🤷‍♀️

Apparently Berrios and Dylan Moore were getting lippy at each other at this #bluejays game but honestly half the crowd was watching Jamie Campbell on the screen and had no idea something was going on until the people in front of them stood up to watch Vlad wave back the relievers

A klansman says "OK that concludes official Klan business." He holds ip a ball and broom and says "now on to the Quidditch tournament." Another Klansman says "um Grand wizard? I broke my broom." The Grand Wizard punches his temples and says "I swear to God, Daryl. You are such a Hufflepuff."