Why are you, as a man, taking a lunch break
09.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are you, as a man, taking a lunch break
09.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eating pussy for the taste (the sex is a bonus ig)
08.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Explaining to a French moid why you cant just make a sauce that’s nothing but butter
07.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Marrying my wife every week
06.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shhhh she follows me on Bluesky
06.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s Fumble a Foid Friday time to get on them dating apps
06.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Imagining becoming a rabbit and running circles around my beautiful wife
06.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Becoming bisexual cuz im bored
06.03.2026 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why am I, as a man, excited abt things
05.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pregnant for the 5th time this year. I’m literally just breedmogging
05.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m gigglepilled and joyfulcel. I’m literally whimsymaxxing rn (I’m high)
05.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cas?
03.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Girls think I’m a Nut Vid Vending Machine 😞
26.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Moiding out at the Ross Dress for Less
26.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to chained up
26.02.2026 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Literally girlmogging
26.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Calling my transition «foidmaxxing»
26.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Discord discriminates against the most oppressed group (guys who wanna dunk on their friends w a “Hitler would agree” gif)
26.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Calling ever line of code not written by an AI autocomplete “humanslop”
25.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Asking my fat chud son to respect women
25.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guy who uses Apple Pay to buy a gun
23.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife is really getting into being in male dominated fields (beating me)
23.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry gamers, my foid comes first
23.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump is the first bottom president
20.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I hate when cafes serve roast chicken cuz now I’m nomming on a giant heaving breast that tastes like plain chicken
17.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you Bluesky for sticking it to the woke moralists
17.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking for cis girls on Grindr
17.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Blocking her on Steam
17.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Made pasta in roasted red pepper sauce for my wife (me, cuz nobody loves me)
17.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I may cum, but I would never ever ever orgasm!
13.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0