Dave Bowen

Ironic that Nigel nine-jobs knows so little about work. As a sales rep based 60 miles from the office, I spend more time visiting customers than he does in his constituency, and I work from home the rest of the time. How is going to the office (where there isn’t a workspace for me) supposed to help?

Could well be what is called a WALT by those who have actually served.

Tonight’s beer was Max Joseph. Named I believe for the king of Bavaria. Jim Owczarski may be able to confirm.

So their policy is now just to vandalise the country and ruin everything? Sounds like a vote winner.

I’d happily award him a swift kick in his tiny orange cock.

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I didn’t think the 16th army existed at the battle of Kursk.

It was just then that “little Nigel” became so engorged due to the excitement of being close to his hero that he accidentally pressed the Diet Coke button under the desk.

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Autobiographically?

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Can I be of any assistance?

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Look in the bright side. We’re all one day closer to the big, beautiful obituary.

You’ve got to admire the optimism

A roundabout with a George Cross painted on it. Somebody has written "FUCK OFF NAZIS" across it. Apparently photographed in Leeds

You’re only off by 2 syllables.

And this is why we have Gammons

I have no problem believing his tiny hands are shaky.

All in all it’s progress towards the day of the big, beautiful obituary.

Trump bananas (coming soon to a supermarket near you) are probably made of plastic and high fructose corn syrup. And are a suspicious shade of orange.

T2 was the last good Terminator film. Leave it alone.

In fairness to the watchdog, are we sure he didn’t join this company as either Michael Green, Corinne Stockheath, or Sebastian Fox?

An interesting take on history and geopolitics on display from a proto-facist prepubescent pimply prick. Of course he wishes we’d never fought the Nazis. As far as he and Farage’s bunch of racist episilon-minus semi-morons are concerned that would have been friendly fire.

I imagine you could get paper cuts from wiping your arse with it 🤔

This is pure proper gander.

I hope he gets stuck behind a caravan on a narrow Gloucestershire lane.

Napoleon
Wellington
Davout
Lannes
Massena
Blucher
Suchet
Barclay De Tolly
Moreau
Radzetsky
Moore
Archduke Charles
Bagration
Poniatowski
Hugel

I think I see Robert Shaw in the lead panzer

Her constituents may have different opinions on climate change when large parts of Lincolnshire are underwater.